France. Armée. Légion étrangère; World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives
I didn’t know who “that man” was, nor yet the name of “we,” but I didn’t
care. Half an hour later “that man” arrived with English soldiers, or
military police, headed by a newly made Corporal and a Scotch veteran
who radiated intelligence with dignity and self-respect.
After walking, captive, a few minutes, I asked, “Where are we going?”
“To the Base Court.”
I thought I was a sucker, playing the Butt-in-ski’s game. Throwing my
back against the wall, I answered,—“If you want to take me to the Base
Court, you will have to carry me.”
A long silence followed, and a crowd collected. The English corporal
started to bluster. I demanded,—“What business have you to interfere
with me?”
“We have orders to make you show your papers.”
“Who gave you those orders?”
The Corporal did not answer. The Scotchman turned to him and said,—“Who
is that damned fool that is always getting us into trouble?”
The Corporal responded,—“I don’t know,—he gave me a card. Here it is.”
I looked over the Corporal’s shoulder and read, Lieutenant P——n.
The Scotchman asked,—“Don’t you have to show your papers?”
“Yes, to those who have the right to see them.”
“Who are they?”
“The gendarmes, the commissaire, and the proper officials.”
Then, that smooth Scotchman slipped one over on me,—“Look here, soldier,
don’t be foolish. Think of yourself and look at us—we would look like
hell getting into a row with a French soldier, with this crowd about,
wouldn’t we? If you don’t want to go to the English court, let’s go to
the French commissaire and get the damned thing over with.”
I replied, “You are engaged in a lovely business, aren’t you? You permit
German officers, who are fighting in the German army against Great
Britain, to retain their titles in the English House of Lords; and you
come over to France and arrest your ally, the French common soldier.”
“We had to mind orders, ma lad, ’E don’t doubt ye’re a’ richt.”
The Corporal put in, “I’m not so sure about that.”
I replied, “I bet you’re making a trip for nothing.”
“What will you bet?”
“Oh, I don’t know—a glass of beer.”
“Good, that’s a go,” said the Corporal. “Ah’ll help ye drink it,” said
the Scot.
The Commissaire examined my papers closely. Turning to the Corporal, he
asked, “What have you brought this man here for?”
The Corporal replied, “He speaks very good English and not very good
French.”
The Commissaire observed, “I don’t know about his English, but he speaks
better French than you do.”
“We don’t know who he is.”
The Commissaire responded, “This man is a soldier of France, an American
citizen, a volunteer in the Foreign Legion. His papers show that, and
his identification badge confirms it. The papers also state he was
wounded in the forehead. Look at that scar! The papers show he is
returning to his regiment. Here is his railroad ticket. What do you want
with him? What charge do you enter against him?”
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