Again the mandolin began, and the commander on the lee side of the
quarter-deck grinned a grin that was reflected in the face of the
signal-midshipman. Not a word of the song was lost, and the voice of the
singer was the voice of Judson.
“Last week down our alley came a toff,
Nice old geyser with a nasty cough,
Sees my missus, takes his topper off,
Quite in a gentlemanly way “--
and so on to the end of the verse. The chorus was borne by several
voices, and the signal-midshipman's foot began to tap the deck
furtively.
“'What cheer!' all the neighbours cried.
''Oo are you going to meet, Bill?
'Ave you bought the street, Bill?'
Laugh?--I thought I should ha' died
When I knocked 'em in the old Kent Road.”
It was the Admiral's gig, rowing softly, that came into the midst
of that merry little smoking-concert. It was Judson, the beribboned
mandolin round his neck, who received the Admiral as he came up the side
of the “Guadala”, and it may or may not have been the Admiral who stayed
till two in the morning and delighted the hearts of the Captain and
the Governor. He had come as an unbidden guest, and he departed as an
honoured one, but strictly unofficial throughout. Judson told his tale
next day in the Admiral's cabin as well as he could in the face of the
Admiral's gales of laughter, but the most amazing tale was that told by
Mr. Davies to his friends in the dockyard at Simon's Town from the
point of view of a second-class engine-room artificer, all unversed in
diplomacy.
And if there be no truth either in my tale, which is Judson's tale, or
the tale of Mr. Davies, you will not find in harbour at Simon's Town
to-day a flat-bottomed twin-screw gunboat, designed solely for the
defence of rivers, about two hundred and seventy tons' displacement and
five feet draught, wearing in open defiance of the rules of the
Service a gold line on her gray paint. It follows also that you will
be compelled to credit that version of the fray which, signed by His
Excellency the Governor and despatched in the “Guadala”, satisfied the
self-love of a great and glorious people, and saved a monarchy from the
ill-considered despotism which is called a Republic.
A CONFERENCE OF THE POWERS
Life liveth but in life, and doth not roam
To other lands if all be well at home:
“Solid as ocean foam,” quoth ocean foam.
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