“Rather! There's nothing nicer than a satisfactory little expedition,
when you find your plans fit together, and your information's
teek--correct, you know, and the whole sub-chiz--I mean, when everything
works out like formulae on a blackboard. Hicksey had all the information
about the Boh. He had been burning villages and murdering people right
and left, and cutting up Government convoys, and all that. He was lying
doggo in a village about fifteen miles off, waiting to get a fresh gang
together. So we arranged to take thirty mounted police, and turn him
out before he could plunder into our newly-settled villages. At the last
minute, the civil officer in our part of the world thought he'd assist
at the performance.”
“Who was he?” said Nevin.
“His name was Dennis,” said The Infant slowly. “And we'll let it stay
so. He's a better man now than he was then.”
“But how old was the civil power?” said Cleever. “The situation is
developing itself.”
“He was about six-and-twenty, and he was awf'ly clever. He knew a lot of
things, but I don't think he was quite steady enough for dacoit-hunting.
We started overnight for Boh Na-ghee's village, and we got there just
before morning, without raising an alarm. Dennis had turned out armed
to his teeth--two revolvers, a carbine, and all sorts of things. I was
talking to Hicksey about posting the men, and Dennis edged his pony in
between us, and said, 'What shall I do? What shall I do? Tell me what to
do, you fellows.' We didn't take much notice; but his pony tried to bite
me in the leg, and I said, 'Pull out a bit, old man, till we've settled
the attack.' He kept edging in, and fiddling with his reins and his
revolvers, and saying, 'Dear me! Dear me! Oh, dear me! What do you
think I'd better do?' The man was in a deadly funk, and his teeth were
chattering.”
“I sympathise with the civil power,” said Cleever. “Continue, young
Clive.”
“The fun of it was, that he was supposed to be our superior officer.
Hicksey took a good look at him, and told him to attach himself to my
party. Beastly mean of Hicksey, that. The chap kept on edging in
and bothering, instead of asking for some men and taking up his own
position, till I got angry, and the carbines began popping on the other
side of the village. Then I said, 'For God's sake be quiet, and sit
down where you are! If you see anybody come out of the village, shoot
at him.' I knew he couldn't hit a hayrick at a yard. Then I took my men
over the garden wall--over the palisades, y' know--somehow or
other, and the fun began. Hicksey had found the Boh in bed under a
mosquito-curtain, and he had taken a flying jump on to him.”
“A flying jump!” said Cleever. “Is that also war?”
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