The pupils of The Infant's eyes contracted to two pin-points. “I beg
your pardon,” he said slowly and stiffly, “but I am telling this thing
as it happened.”
Cleever looked at him a moment. “My fault entirely,” said he; “I should
have known. Please go on.”
“Hicksey came out of what was left of the village with his prisoners
and captives, all neatly tied up. Boh Na-ghee was first, and one of the
villagers, as soon as he found the old ruffian helpless, began kicking
him quietly. The Boh stood it as long as he could, and then groaned, and
we saw what was going on. Hicksey tied the villager up and gave him a
half a dozen, good, with a bamboo, to remind him to leave a prisoner
alone. You should have seen the old Boh grin. Oh! but Hicksey was in
a furious rage with everybody. He'd got a wipe over the elbow that
had tickled up his funny-bone, and he was rabid with me for not having
helped him with the Boh and the mosquito-net. I had to explain that I
couldn't do anything. If you'd seen 'em both tangled up together on
the floor in one kicking cocoon, you'd have laughed for a week. Hicksey
swore that the only decent man of his acquaintance was the Boh, and
all the way to camp Hicksey was talking to the Boh, and the Boh was
complaining about the soreness of his bones. When we got back, and
had had a bath, the Boh wanted to know when he was going to be hanged.
Hicksey said he couldn't oblige him on the spot, but had to send him to
Rangoon. The Boh went down on his knees, and reeled off a catalogue of
his crimes--he ought to have been hanged seventeen times over, by his
own confession--and implored Hicksey to settle the business out of hand.
'If I'm sent to Rangoon,' said he, 'they'll keep me in jail all my life,
and that is a death every time the sun gets up or the wind blows.'
But we had to send him to Rangoon, and, of course, he was let off down
there, and given penal servitude for life. When I came to Rangoon I went
over the jail--I had helped to fill it, y' know--and the old Boh was
there, and he spotted me at once. He begged for some opium first, and I
tried to get him some, but that was against the rules. Then he asked me
to have his Sentence changed to death, because he was afraid of being
sent to the Andamans. I couldn't do that either, but I tried to cheer
him, and told him how things were going up-country, and the last thing
he said was--'Give my compliments to the fat white man who jumped on
me. If I'd been awake I'd have killed him.' I wrote that to Hicksey next
mail, and--and that's all. I'm 'fraid I've been gassing awf'ly, sir.”
Cleever said nothing for a long time. The Infant looked uncomfortable.
He feared that, misled by enthusiasm, he had filled up the novelist's
time with unprofitable recital of trivial anecdotes.
Then said Cleever, “I can't understand. Why should you have seen and
done all these things before you have cut your wisdom-teeth?”
“Don't know,” said The Infant apologetically. “I haven't seen much--only
Burmese jungle.”
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