England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Social aspects -- England -- Fiction
"You had better, in addition, know as follows: The late Mr. Duchemin was
a scathological--afterwards a homicidal--lunatic. He had recurrent fits,
usually on a Saturday morning. That was because he fasted--not abstained
merely--on Fridays. On Fridays he also drank. He had acquired the
craving for drink when fasting, from finishing the sacramental wine
after communion services. That is a not unknown occurrence. He behaved
latterly with great physical violence to Mrs. Duchemin. Mrs. Duchemin,
on the other hand, treated him with the utmost consideration and
concern: she might have had him certified much earlier, but, considering
the pain that confinement must cause him during his lucid intervals, she
refrained. I have been an eye-witness of the most excruciating heroisms
on her part. As for the behaviour of Macmaster and Mrs. Duchemin, I am
ready to certify--and I believe society accepts--that it has been
most . . . oh, circumspect and right! . . . There has been no secret of
their attachment to each other. I believe that their determination to
behave with decency during their period of waiting has not been
questioned. . . ."
Lord Port Scatho said:
"No! no! Never . . . Most . . . as you say . . . circumspect and,
yes . . . right!"
"Mrs. Duchemin," Tietjens continued, "has presided at Macmaster's
literary Fridays for a long time; of course since long before they were
married. But, as you know, Macmaster's Fridays have been perfectly open:
you might almost call them celebrated. . . ."
Lord Port Scatho said:
"Yes! yes! indeed . . . I sh'd be only too glad to have a ticket for
Lady Port Scatho. . . ."
"She's only got to walk in," Tietjens said. "I'll warn them: they'll be
pleased. . . . If, perhaps, you would look in to-night! They have a
special party. . . . But Mrs. Macmaster was always attended by a young
lady who saw her off by the last train to Rye. Or I very frequently saw
her off myself, Macmaster being occupied by the weekly article that he
wrote for one of the papers on Friday nights. . . . They were married on
the day after Mr. Duchemin's funeral. . . ."
"You can't blame 'em!" Lord Port Scatho proclaimed.
"I don't propose to," Tietjens said. "The really frightful tortures Mrs.
Duchemin had suffered justified--and indeed necessitated--her finding
protection and sympathy at the earliest possible moment. They have
deferred this announcement of their union partly out of respect for the
usual period of mourning, partly because Mrs. Duchemin feels very
strongly that, with all the suffering that is now abroad, wedding feasts
and signs of rejoicing on the part of non-participants are eminently to
be deprecated. Still, the little party of to-night is by way of being an
announcement that they are married. . . ." He paused to reflect for a
moment.
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