England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Social aspects -- England -- Fiction
"No! I've asked Miss Fox to pour out. She's nearly stone deaf." Miss Fox
was the penniless sister of a curate deceased. "You're to amuse Mr.
Tietjens."
Tietjens noticed that Mrs. Duchemin had an agreeable throat-voice; it
penetrated the noises of Mr. Horsley as the missel-thrush's note
penetrates a gale. It was rather agreeable. He noticed that Miss Wannop
made a little grimace.
Mr. Horsley, like a megaphone addressing a crowd, was turning from side
to side, addressing his hearers by rotation. At the moment he was
bawling at Macmaster; it would be Tietjens' turn again in a moment to
hear a description of the heart attacks of old Mrs. Haglen at Nobeys.
But Tietjens' turn did not come. . . .
A high-complexioned, round-cheeked, forty-fivish lady, with agreeable
eyes, dressed rather well in the black of the not-very-lately widowed,
entered the room with precipitation. She patted Mr. Horsley on his
declamatory right arm and, since he went on talking, she caught him by
the hand and shook it. She exclaimed in high, commanding tones:
"Which is Mr. Macmaster, the critic?" and then, in the dead lull to
Tietjens: "Are you Mr. Macmaster, the critic? No! . . . Then _you_ must
be."
Her turning to Macmaster and the extinction of her interest in himself
had been one of the rudest things Tietjens had ever experienced, but it
was an affair so strictly business-like that he took it without any
offence. She was remarking to Macmaster:
"Oh, Mr. Macmaster, my new book will be out on Thursday week," and she
had begun to lead him towards a window at the other end of the room.
Miss Wannop said:
"What have you done with Gertie?"
"Gertie!" Mrs. Wannop exclaimed with the surprise of one coming out of a
dream. "Oh yes! She's fast asleep. She'll sleep till four. I told Hannah
to give a look at her now and then."
Miss Wannop's hands fell open at her side.
"Oh, _mother_!" forced itself from her.
"Oh, yes," Mrs. Wannop said, "we'd agreed to tell old Hannah we didn't
want her to-day. So we had!" She said to Macmaster: "Old Hannah is our
charwoman," wavered a little and then went on brightly: "Of course it
will be of use to you to hear about my new book. To you journalists a
little bit of previous explanation . . ." and she dragged off
Macmaster. . . .
That had come about because just as she had got into the dog-cart to be
driven to the rectory--for she herself could not drive a horse--Miss
Wannop had told her mother that there would be two men at breakfast, one
whose name she didn't know; the other, a Mr. Macmaster, a celebrated
critic. Mrs. Wannop had called up to her:
"A critic? Of what?" her whole sleepy being electrified.
"I don't know," her daughter had answered. "Books, I daresay. . . ."
A second or so after, when the horse, a large black animal that wouldn't
stand, had made twenty yards at several bounds, the handy man who drove
had said:
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