England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Social aspects -- England -- Fiction
"Chaste!" He shouted. "Chaste, you observe! What a world of suggestion
in the word . . .'" He surveyed the opulent broadness of his tablecloth;
it spread out before his eyes as if it had been a great expanse of
meadow in which he could gallop, relaxing his limbs after long
captivity. He shouted three obscene words and went on in his Oxford
Movement voice: "But chastity . . ."
Mrs. Wannop suddenly said:
"Oh!" and looked at her daughter, whose face grew slowly crimson as she
continued to peel a peach. Mrs. Wannop turned to Mr. Horsley beside her
and said:
"You write, too, I believe, Mr. Horsley. No doubt something more learned
than my poor readers would care for . . ." Mr. Horsley had been
preparing, according to his instructions from Mrs. Duchemin, to shout a
description of an article he had been writing about the _Mosella_ of
Ausonius, but as he was slow in starting the lady got in first. She
talked on serenely about the tastes of the large public. Tietjens leaned
across to Miss Wannop and, holding in his right hand a half-peeled fig,
said to her as loudly as he could:
"I've got a message for you from Mr. Waterhouse. He says if
you'll . . ."
The completely deaf Miss Fox--who had had her training by
writing--remarked diagonally to Mrs. Duchemin:
"I think we shall have thunder to-day. Have you remarked the number of
minute insects. . . ."
"When my revered preceptor," Mr. Duchemin thundered on "drove away in
the carriage on his wedding day he said to his bride: 'We will live like
the blessed angels!' How sublime! I, too, after my nuptials . . ."
Mrs. Duchemin suddenly screamed:
"Oh . . . _no_!"
As if checked for a moment in their stride all the others paused--for a
breath. Then they continued talking with polite animation and listening
with minute attention. To Tietjens that seemed the highest achievement
and justification of English manners!
Parry, the prize-fighter, had twice caught his master by the arm and
shouted that breakfast was getting cold. He said now to Macmaster that
he and the Rev. Horsley could get Mr. Duchemin away, but there'd be a
hell of a fight. Macmaster whispered: "Wait!" and, turning to Mrs.
Duchemin he said: "I can stop him. Shall I?" She said:
"Yes! Yes! Anything!" He observed tears; isolated upon her cheeks, a
thing he had never seen. With caution and with hot rage he whispered
into the prize-fighter's hairy ear that was held down to him:
"Punch him in the kidney. With your thumb. As _hard_ as you can without
breaking your thumb . . ."
Mr. Duchemin had just declaimed:
"I, too, after my nuptials . . ." He began to wave his arms, pausing and
looking from unlistening face to unlistening face. Mrs. Duchemin had
just screamed.
Mr. Duchemin thought that the arrow of God struck him. He imagined
himself an unworthy messenger. In such pain as he had never conceived of
he fell into his chair and sat huddled up, a darkness covering his eyes.
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