England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; World War, 1914-1918 -- Social aspects -- England -- Fiction
"Oh, I don't mean," she said, "that you're going to rise to fame by
making love to all the women of the Wannop family. Besides, there's only
me. But mother will press you into all sorts of odd jobs: and there will
always be a plate for you at the table. Don't shudder! I'm a regular
good cook--_cuisine bourgeoise_ of course. I learned under a real
professed cook, though a drunkard. That meant I used to do half the
cooking and the family was particular. Eating people are: county
councillors, half of them, and the like. So I know what men are . . ."
She stopped and said good-naturedly: "But do, for goodness' sake, get it
over. I'm sorry I was rude to you. But it _is_ irritating to have to
stand like a stuffed rabbit while a man is acting like a regular
Admirable Crichton, and cool and collected, with the English country
gentleman air and all."
Tietjens winced. The young woman had come a little too near the knuckle
of his wife's frequent denunciations of himself. And she exclaimed:
"No! That's not fair! I'm an ungrateful pig! You didn't show a bit more
side really than a capable workman must who's doing his job in the midst
of a crowd of incapable duffers. But just get it out, will you? Say once
and for all that--you know the proper, pompous manner: you are not
without sympathy with our aims: but you disapprove--oh, immensely,
strongly--of our methods."
It struck Tietjens that the young woman was a good deal more interested
in the cause--of votes for women--than he had given her credit for. He
wasn't much in the mood for talking to young women, but it was with
considerably more than the surface of his mind that he answered:
"I don't. I approve entirely of your methods: but your aims are
idiotic."
She said:
"You don't know, I suppose, that Gertie Wilson, who's in bed at our
house, is wanted by the police: not only for yesterday, but for putting
explosives in a whole series of letter-boxes?"
He said:
"I didn't . . . but it was a perfectly proper thing to do. She hasn't
burned any of my letters or I might be annoyed: but it wouldn't
interfere with my approval."
"You don't think," she asked earnestly, "that we . . . mother and
I . . . are likely to get heavy sentences for shielding her. It would be
beastly bad luck on mother. Because she's an anti. . ."
"I don't know about the sentence," Tietjens said, "but we'd better get
the girl off your premises as soon as we can. . . ."
She said:
"Oh, you'll _help_?"
He answered:
"Of course, your mother can't be incommoded. She's written the only
novel that's been fit to read since the eighteenth century."
She stopped and said earnestly:
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