Some eminent Victorians: Personal recollections in the world of art and lettersCarr, J. Comyns (Joseph Comyns)
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Some eminent Victorians: Personal recollections in the world of art and letters
Carr, J. Comyns (Joseph Comyns)
Art, Victorian; English literature -- 19th century; Great Britain -- Intellectual life -- 19th century
Perhaps the secret of Toole’s charm lay in an entire absence of pretence
either social or intellectual. Something deeply human in his nature left
him always at his ease in whatever society he might find himself; and,
in a sense of humour which appreciated and detected without resentment
the foibles of all whom he encountered, I think there are few men of his
generation who could claim to be his equal. He laid no claim to any
largeness of education, and I suppose there were few men who had read
less, but in that knowledge that could be won without the aid of
literature he was a genuine scholar. He read life truly and swiftly,
genially and humorously. He knew it well because he loved it well. Put
him where you would, in any company, however divergent their claims,
and not an hour could pass before Toole had seized with quick enjoyment
upon the separate characteristics of nearly every man at the table.
What he loved most, I think, outside of that part of his life which was
spent in the theatre, was an aimless ramble in search of fun. Many and
many such a vagrant day have I passed in his company, and not a barren
one of them all. One such in particular I recall which may stand as a
sample of many more. He had called for me quite early in the morning in
his victoria, armed with only the naked suggestion that we should pay a
visit to the city. For the city, therefore, we started, with no settled
plan of operation, and it was only when we had reached the narrowest
part of Thames Street that Toole seemed suddenly possessed with the
outline of his programme for the day.
The portly figure of a uniformed porter standing at the gateway of some
wholesale warehouse arrested his attention, and calling upon the driver
to stop, he hobbled out of the carriage with his quaint lame walk, and
at once engaged this forbidding-looking official in friendly converse.
It was the time when the wheel-and-van tax had lately been imposed, and
Toole drawing a note-book from his pocket declared to the amazed
individual he was addressing that we had come down to the city to
collect opinions on the subject. The man at first was stubbornly
reluctant to enter into conversation, but Toole’s insinuating amiability
of manner was not to be withstood, and he at last drew from this
unfortunate individual an opinion, the purport of which I scarcely now
remember, but which apparently, as Toole’s enthusiasm declared, clinched
the subject.
“If that’s your opinion,” he said, “will you kindly see to it, as my
friend and I are busy,” and with that enigmatic declaration he hobbled
back to the victoria, leaving the unfortunate porter with a blank look
of puzzled amazement on his face.
“To the Tower,” cried Toole to the coachman, “and as quickly as
possible, for we have a lot of work to do.”
Arrived there, Toole at once, in tones of confidential secrecy,
addressed the first Beefeater who stood by the gateway.
“What have you done?” he inquired in an anxious voice.
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