Some Persons UnknownHornung, E. W. (Ernest William)
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Some Persons Unknown
Hornung, E. W. (Ernest William)
English fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, English
Never were three longer weeks; but a fair wind came at last, and came
to stay. We took the northeast trades in 29° N., and thenceforward we
bowled along in splendid style, eight or nine knots an hour, with a
slight permanent list to port, but practically no motion. The heavy
canvas was taken down, the ship put on her summer suit of thin white
sails, and every stitch bagged out with steadfast wind. There was now
no need to meddle with the yards, and the crew were armed with scrapers
and paint-pots to keep them out of mischief. Awnings were spread, as
every day the sun grew hotter and the sea more blue, and under them
the passengers shot up like flowers in a forcing-house. There was an
end to our miseries, and the pendulum swung to the other extreme. I
never saw so many souls in spirits so high or in health so blooming. We
got to know each other; we told stories; we sang songs; we organized
sweepstakes on the day's run. We played quoits and cards, draughts and
chess. We ventured aloft, were duly pursued and mulcted in the usual
fine. We got up a concert. We even started a weekly magazine.
And in almost everything my foe Clunie took conspicuous part. He was
the only man of us who was too quick for the sailors up aloft. When
his pursuer had all but reached him, Clunie swung himself on to one of
the stays and slid from the cross-trees to the deck in the most daring
fashion, thus exempting himself from further penalty. He afterwards
visited all three mastheads in one forenoon, and wrote his name on
the truck of each. We had our first concert the same evening, and if
one man contributed to its success more than another, that man was
undoubtedly Jim Clunie. He not only played admirably upon his melodeon,
but he recited "The Charge of the Light Brigade" and Poe's "Raven" with
unsuspected force and cleverness. People began to speak of him as the
life and soul of the ship, and yet in the saloon we were getting to
like him less and less. For though plucky and talented, he was also
pushing, overbearing, and ready to make himself objectionable on or
without the very slightest provocation.
He had sent in a contribution for the _Grasmere Chronicle_, which
happened to be edited by the doctor and myself. We were prepared for
a good thing, for the general aggressiveness of the man had by no
means blinded us to his merits, but we soon discovered that these did
not include any sort of literary faculty. His effusion was too silly
even for a ship's magazine. It was also illiterate, so it really did
fall short of our modest standard. We rejected it, and that night I
encountered Clunie in the waist of the ship.
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