Some Persons UnknownHornung, E. W. (Ernest William)
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Some Persons Unknown
Hornung, E. W. (Ernest William)
English fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, English
The doctor thought differently a day or two later; meantime he took the
chair at our second concert, held in 6° N., and in his opening speech
he paid Clunie what I considered a rather unnecessary compliment,
which, however, the "star" certainly justified before our entertainment
was over. He gave us a capital selection on his melodeon, then he sang
to it, concluding with a breakdown in response to a double encore. But
his great success was scored in the second part of the programme, when
he recited "The Dream of Eugene Aram" with a tragic intensity which
has not since been surpassed in my hearing. Perhaps the tragedy was a
little overdone; perhaps the reciter ranted in the stanzas descriptive
of the murder; but I confess I did not think so at the time. To me
there was murder in the lowered voice, and murder in the protruding
chin (on which the beard was still growing), and murder in the rolling
eye that gleamed into mine oftener than I liked in the course of the
recitation. The latter was the most realistic performance I had ever
heard, and also the most disagreeable. Nor can I have been alone in
thinking so, for, when it was over, a deep sigh preceded the applause.
This was deafening, but Clunie was too good an artist to risk an
anti-climax by accepting his encore. He was content, possibly, to have
pulled the cork out of the rest of the entertainment, which fell very
flat indeed. Then, in a second speech, our infatuated doctor paid a
second compliment to "the star of the _Grasmere_." And by midnight he
had the star on his hands: sunstruck, it was suspected: in reality as
mad as a man could be.
Some details of his madness I learned afterwards, but more I witnessed
on the spot.
At six bells in the first watch he appeared half-dressed on the poop
and requested the captain to make it convenient to marry him next
morning. Our astonished skipper had taken his pipe from his teeth,
but had not answered, when Clunie broke away with the remark that he
had still to ask the girl. In a minute or two he was back, laughing
bitterly, snapping his fingers, and announcing in the same breath how
his heart was broken, and that he did not care. It appeared that, with
a most unmerited proposal of marriage, he had been frightening the wits
out of some poor girl in the steerage, whither he now returned (as he
said) to sleep it down. The chief officer was sent after him, to borrow
his pistols. Clunie lent them on condition the mate should shoot _me_
with them, and heave my body overboard, and never let him set eyes on
me again. And in the mate's wake went our dear old doctor, who treated
the maniac for sun-stroke, and pronounced him a perfect cure in the
morning.
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