Some Persons UnknownHornung, E. W. (Ernest William)
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Some Persons Unknown
Hornung, E. W. (Ernest William)
English fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, English
It took Clunie exactly twenty-four hours to break into that locker.
He then stationed himself at his port-hole with a small broadside of
gouges and chisels, which he poised between the bars and proceeded
to fire at all comers. The officers were fetched to overpower him,
but Clunie managed to break the third mate's head in the fray. Then,
because they could not throw him overboard, they fixed a ring-bolt
in the floor of the carpenter's berth, and handcuffed Clunie down to
that whenever he became violent. As we sailed into cooler latitudes,
however, his mania abated day by day. He gave up railing at every man,
woman, or child who passed his port-hole; he even ceased to revile me
when we met on deck, where he was now allowed to take the air with
his right wrist handcuffed to the left of the strongest seaman in the
forecastle. And at this stage I fear that poor Clunie was the amusement
of many who had latterly gone in terror of him, for he was very strong
on mesmerism, which he fancied he achieved by rattling his manacles
in our ears, while he was ever ready to talk the most outrageous
balderdash to all who cared to listen to him. His favourite delusion
was a piece of profanity, sadly common in such cases; his chief desire,
to be allowed to row himself back to Liverpool in one of the boats.
"Give me the dinghy and a box of mixed biscuits," he used to say, "and
that little girl who wouldn't marry me, and I won't trouble you any
more."
It was all very sad, but the violent phase had been the worst. His only
violence now was directed against his own outfit, which he dismembered
suit after suit, swathing his feet with the rags. The striped
football jersey alone survived, and this he wore in a way of his own.
Because he had torn up all his trousers, he thrust his legs through
the tight striped sleeves; and as his costume was completed by a
strait-waistcoat, constructed by the sailmaker, it was impossible not
to smile at the ludicrous figure now cut by this irresponsible soul.
He was no longer dangerous. The homicidal tendency had disappeared,
and with it the particular abhorrence with which I of all people had
been unfortunate enough to inspire him when he was still comparatively
sane. We were now quite friendly. He called me Brother John, after a
character in a comic song with which I had made rather a hit at our
first concert, but the familiarity was employed without offence.
We had it very cold in our easting. We all but touched the fiftieth
parallel. But we were rewarded with excellent winds, and we bade fair
to make a quick passage in spite of our sluggish start. One wild, wet
evening, I was standing on the weather side of the quarter-deck, when
Clunie came up to me with his strange apparel soaked through, his
swathed feet dragging behind him like squeegees, and the salt spray
glistening in his beard.
"Well, governor," said he, "do you remember refusing my verses?"
"I do," said I, smiling.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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