Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
THEN said the third of these wise men: “I was Merlin Ambrosius. The
wisdom that I had was more than human, for it came to me from my father.
But I served Heaven with it. The land was starved and sick and
frightened. Many little chieftains fought in its wild naked fields, and
murderously waylaid one another in its old forests, causelessly. I made
the land an ordered realm. I gave the land one king, a king whose sword
was as bright as thirty torches. That sword flashed everywhither about
the land to enforce justice and every other virtue commendable to
Heaven. Arthur Pendragon and the knights who served him all served my
whims. They were my toys.... I in my playing gave to the gaping,
smooth-chinned boy, and to his shaggy followers, a notion to play with
in their turn. This notion was that each one of them, and that every
other man, was the child of God and his Father’s vicar upon earth; and
that each human life was all a journeying home, toward a not ever ending
happiness, and that it was a journeying which should be performed in a
style appropriate to Heaven’s heir apparent. Those savages believed me.
They were joyous both night and day. They learned to be envious of no
one, to love God, and to support no unjust cause. They learned to speak
seasonably and graciously, to be generous in giving, to clothe
themselves neatly, and to sing and dance, and to war fearlessly against
evil. It all quite upset my father.... Yet my notion was, I still
believe, a very beautiful notion. It created beauty everywhere, because,
as I have said, the heir apparent of Heaven must journey homeward in an
appropriate style. Yes, the results were eminently picturesque. Caerleon
arose; there was no city more delectable upon earth than was the
pleasant town of Caerleon, builded upon Usk between the forest and the
clear river. Arthur sat there upon a daïs over which was spread a
covering of flame-colored satin. Under his elbow was a cushion of red
satin. The lords and princes and the knights sat about King Arthur
Pendragon, each in his order and degree. The oppressed and the unhappy
came to Arthur. He was to the young a father, to the old a comforter.
Wrong was loathsome to him, the right was very dear to Arthur, and he
knew not what it was to fear. My father did not think at all well of
him.... But I was pleased with my toys, for now I found in every part of
the land a romantic strange beauty. The knights rode at adventure upon
enormous stallions. They clanked as they rode. They went masked in blue
armor and in crimson armor and in silver-speckled green armor. Upon
their heads were brightly colored lions and leopards and griffins and
sea horses, and very often their helmets were wrapped about with a
woman’s sleeve. The giants that these knights fought against were mighty
giants who ate at one meal six swine: the dragons that they fought
against were marvelous huge worms with shining scales and wattles and
magnificent whiskers. The maidens whom they rescued were each more
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