Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
“Not yet, my friend,” replied the merry, strong, young Arabian storm
god. “Oh, very certainly, not yet! No, I have had quite enough of my
illogical position as a Christian and of the worries of being
rationalized by incomprehensible foreigners. I shall thankfully return
to my Midianites and to my little shrines upon Seir and Sinai and Horeb,
and to the quiet living of a local godling. I shall be hearing again my
own people’s sane and intelligible prayers for rain, and I shall be
snuffing up the smoke of such rational offerings as kids and goats and
an occasional prisoner of war, just as I used to do, where I was given
due credit for my actions, and where you heard no unpleasant personal
scandal circulated about my being triplets. In the meanwhile, my
benefactor, is there not any favor which, in my turn, I can do you?”
“Indeed, my dear sir,” Gerald answered, harking back to that worriment
which in a neighborhood so full of sorcerers and wizards stayed always
in the rear of Gerald’s mind, “there is a small one, now you mention it.
For we have a boy, as you perceive. And it occurs to me that this is the
first chance to have Theodorick Quentin Musgrave properly christened
according to the rites of the Protestant Episcopal church—”
The storm god asked of Gerald, in good-humored surprise. “But do I now
look to you much like an Episcopalian clergyman?”
“Well, sir, I admit the situation is perplexing. Nevertheless, you
remain, so far as I can see, one of the three official heads of the
Christian church, in every denomination. And as such, you must be wholly
competent to administer the sacred rites of that baptism to which we
Musgraves are accustomed.”
He who had been a bishop laughed again. For an instant he glanced
sidewise at Maya, rather impishly. Then the god called to him Theodorick
Quentin Musgrave.
The boy came forward without speaking. There had never been any dearer
brat since time began, Gerald reflected, than was this sturdy droll
red-headed jackanapes who waited there holding his small chin well up in
order to look with politely puzzled interest at the storm god’s
glittering face and the tiny lightnings which played about it. Gerald
was abeam with the most fatuous sort of pride in Theodorick’s perfect
behavior. Gerald glowed all over, now that awkward matter of the boy’s
christening was being at last attended to, by the very highest
authority. And Gerald nodded smilingly and with some inconsequence at
his dear stupid Maya, so that she too might note how splendidly
Theodorick was behaving. The boy was displaying the composure and the
excellent manners of a true Musgrave.
Then the storm god dipped his fingers in his unfinished glass of milk,
and upon Theodorick’s lifted forehead he drew a sign. Gerald was not
wholly certain, afterward, that it was the sign of a cross.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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