Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
“Now I abandon a race whose needs are insatiable. For tall Manuel lived
always wanting what he had not ever found, and never, quite, knowing
what thing it was which he wanted, and without which he might not ever
be contented. And Jurgen also, after Heaven’s very best had been done to
grant him what he sought for, could reply only that he was Jurgen who
sought he knew not what. And all their descendants have been like these
maddening two in this at least, all seeking after they could not say
what. Nobody can do anything for such a race! For their needs have
stayed insatiable: their journeying has been, in every land and in every
time, a foiled journeying: and in the end, in the inevitable unvarying
end, each one of you treads that gray quiet way of ruins which leads
hither and to no other place.”
“Well, for that matter,” Gerald said, “it seems that you too,
Horvendile, have some engagement in this hog wallow.”
“I endeavor, in point of fact, to become familiar with this last stretch
of limbo, against the time of my own possible need not ever to be
remembered anywhere.”
“—And for my part, I came of my own choice and in self-protection,”
Gerald continued, with his chin well up. “For I must tell you,
Horvendile, that I have had little peace since our last meeting.”
Then Gerald (putting out of mind those attendant, very hungry looking
pigs) related the epic of his journeying, without reserving anything out
of false modesty, now that he talked with a confrère. He told of how he
had descended into the underwater palace of the Princess Evasherah and
of the orgies which he had shared in. He spoke, a bit contritely, of the
amorous excesses he had been led into by the wives and the three hundred
and fifty-odd concubines of Glaum during their master’s absence. With
unconcealed embarrassment he told of how the people of Lytreia had
endeavored to detain him in their temple, to reign there as their tribal
god, because they found his nose to be so much more majestic than the
idol they hitherto had worshipped. He confessed to his dalliance with
the enamored Fox-Spirit. He frankly admitted that he had not behaved
well in seducing Evarvan and then deserting her after her marvelous
beauty had become to him an old story. He told of how Queen Freydis had
come repeatedly to him with the most generous proffers of her realm and
person; and he spoke of this matter with visible compunction, because he
could not deny that after three or four bouts he had repulsed the
infatuated poor lady rather rudely.
In fine, said Gerald, since every man ought honestly to acknowledge his
own weaknesses, he could get no real peace in the Marches of Antan. So
at the last he had stolen away, into this quiet, gray untroubled place,
of his own accord, just to be rid of so many persons who took unfair
advantage of his over-amiable and fiery nature....
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