Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
“I had forgotten,” Gerald said, “the boy. Yes, I remember hearing that
you had thoughtfully provided me with offspring during my absence. I
know not quite how to thank you, my dear fellow, for a favor so delicate
and so personal. We will therefore cough and drop the subject.”
Then Gerald leaned back in the chair. He put together his finger-tips,
and smilingly he looked at them with rather tired, old eyes.
“So I stay faithful to one woman, after all! I have been kept in
everything a model American citizen. I have gracefully adhered to the
code of a gentleman. In my private life I have evinced every proper
respect for the chivalrous sacrament of adultery between social equals.
In the field of my professional labors I have composed no puerile and
lascivious romances, but only serious and instructive works. I am, in
brief, in all respects, a credit to my native Lichfield, and, more
generally, to the United States of America.”
He shrugged. He spread out those old-looking, futile hands.
“Well, certainly I must not spoil the miracle. So I submit. I yield to
the demands of propriety. I accept my personal good behavior; I accept
my success; and I accept also my measure of actual famousness.”
Then Gerald said: “Therefore I must, so long as my life lasts, continue
faithfully your work as the recorder of historical and scientific
truths, since it was such truths which brought my name into famousness.
Oh, yes, you may depend upon it, I shall henceforward honor these fine
truths within the limits advisable for anybody now nearing sixty. I
shall serve them, that is, with my pen rather than with other
instruments now perhaps more fallible. For the trained intelligence of
such a famous scholar as I have become cannot deny their proper
importance to those scientific and historical truths which brought him
into famousness,—nor would, of course, my admirers care to have me
abandoning my métier.”
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