Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
But the Fox-Spirit shook her head, rather forebodingly. “I, certainly,
would not say that.”
“Do you, then, but answer me this very simple question! What becomes of
them there? what fate befalls in that place all which men have found
most beautiful and most worshipful?”
“How can one say, when no god has ever returned? It is known only that,
in one way or another way, the Master Philologist disposes of every
deity that men have served, save only the two supreme gods of all
mammals,—a class of vertebrates embracing bats, the warm-blooded
quadrupeds, seals, cetaceans, man, and sirenians.”
Gerald drew a long face. “Your account of the matter, ma’am, suggests
that my predecessor upon the throne of Antan lacks piety. You imply that
the creature is deficient in true religious feeling. That is a fault I
would have to requite when I take from him his throne and all the great
and best words of magic.”
“To do that, child, needs power such as has not been shown by any god
among the many millions of gods that men have worshipped since the first
infancy of Chronos,—a Greek personification of Time, usually depicted
as carrying a sickle and an hourglass.”
“Ah, but, my dear lady, I, who am at once a culture hero and a sun deity
and a Savior, must be a peculiarly powerful god. And, besides, ma’am,
from what you tell me—Why, but, really now, it appears probable that
the Master Philologist has damaged the Dirghic mythology to which I
myself belong! No god can patiently endure such usage; and my divine
wrath will, thus, redouble my power.”
“But, still,—but, still, you dear, nice-looking and vainglorious
baby—!”
Evaine had paused. She was regarding him almost compassionately: and
Gerald felt he could never get used to the flighty way in which people
everywhere in the Marches of Antan seemed to pity the high gods. It was
a quite friendly way they had of looking at you, but to extend
commiseration where reverence was the proper thing savored almost of
irreligion.
Gerald shrugged. He said:
“I shall therefore be resistless. I shall compel him to restore into
general circulation the Dirghic mythology, after having amply repaired
whatsoever damage he may have done to it, and then I shall assume, in
addition to his throne, my proper station as a culture hero and a sun
deity and a Savior in that mythology. So the affair is, virtually,
settled: we may now turn to other matters: and in return for the
gracious aid afforded by your large wisdom, I will make in your honor a
sonnet.”
“It is a very beautiful sonnet,—consisting of fourteen decasyllabic
lines, expressing two phases of a single thought or sentiment,” said
Evaine the Fox-Spirit,—“and I am proud to have inspired it.”
“You forget,” said Gerald, “that I have not yet recited my sonnet. I
will now do so.”
And he did.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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