Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
“Then, too,” said he, “then, too, that rather wide-spread expectation of
an oncoming triumph—somewhere, in some hazed roseate arena, beyond the
discomforts of death and the incredible impudence of the mortician’s
titivating,—that triumph which is to be a perpetual triumphing of
justice and of rationality and of kindliness and of all the other
canonical virtues, this rumored triumph yet cows many persons, not
infrequently, into one or another thrifty-minded practice of these
generally beneficent virtues.”
Gerald said then: “It thus makes for, at any rate, terrestrial ease and
stability and repose: it gives people, as the phrase runs, something to
go by, in that it supports the most of every nation’s social and legal
rules of thumb. And it tends appreciably to limit men’s common greed and
viciousness, and all the harsher lusts of human beings, to exercises
through which there seems some quite tangible gain within tolerably safe
reach.”
And Gerald said also: “Yes: it is much better for men to believe in some
third truth which will be revealed to them after the death of their
bodies; and a general faith in the immortality even of mere Musgraves
appears to me, thus, very plainly, because of its happy blending of the
functions of a narcotic and of a policeman, a generally desirable
assumption. It remains in all ways a desirable faith, no matter whether
or not there be any grounds for it. And if this careful painting
presents the entire truth, that fact is but another excellent reason for
paying no attention to it.”
Gerald now felt quite comfortable through having listened so
respectfully to his own relentless logic.
“For these reasons, O foolish painting of the Two Truths, I deny your
fleshly significance. Whether I happen to be a sun god or a Savior or a
culture hero or just another bull-headed Musgrave, I deny that you
present to me any truth whatever. I snap my fingers at your materialism;
I turn up my nose at your indecorous anatomical studies; and I send the
divine foot of the Lord of the Third Truth smashing through your ancient
canvas. These things I do to proclaim the majesty of the Third Truth.
And I depart from this Peter and this Peter’s Tomb, to seek my appointed
kingdom.”
It was in this way that Gerald yet again put an affront upon Koleos
Koleros and upon the Holy Nose of Lytreia.
PART SIX
THE BOOK OF TUROINE
“Weathercocks Turn more Easily
when Placed very High.”
20.
Thaumaturgists in Labor
GERALD passed on, still riding upon the silver stallion, which Evaine
the Fox-Spirit had not, after all, demanded of him that morning as her
promised honorarium. And the next place he came to, and where he got his
breakfast, was Turoine. This was a small free city given to sorceries of
two colors.
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