Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
“Let us not speak harshly of our good Horvendile’s magic, for everybody
ought to respect the impotence of the aging. We must concede, of course,
that his magic is no longer fresh. It is not possible to deny that a
woefully infirm magic has set this papier mâché figure on a hackneyed
journeying. Candor compels us to grant that this journeying crosses once
sparkling rivers which have long ago run dry. We, as intelligent
enchanters, must admit that a wearying fog lowers thickly about this
journeying, that above it the sun of romance shines very pale and cold,
and that this journeying is sterile and empty of gusto. Nevertheless,
this journeying, as we ought not to ignore, is no doubt an afterthought,
it is the belated invention of a tired mind, and a desperate and
ill-advised proceeding. For these reasons, howsoever sorrowfully we, as
Horvendile’s fellow artists and well-wishers, must always deplore among
ourselves the kindergarten notions of this poor Horvendile, and his
ponderous playfulness, and the limitations of his few and unenterprising
ideas, still we must be careful not to apply to his magic one single
harsh word.”
“Yet—” Gerald stated.
Nodding in profound and entire approbation, with which Gerald was not in
any way connected, an enchanter in a sopping yellow blanket now
remarked:
“I, too, am always ready to defend the magic of our fellow practitioner.
My conscience forces me to grant that his magic is not faultless. In
mere honesty I have to confess that his magic is stupid and stilted and
silly; that it is sniggering and sly and nasty; that it wallows in a
morass of self-satisfaction; and that it is steeped and soaked in
ever-fretful egoism, in spite of our friendly candor in all dealings
with him from the very first. Nor can I dispute that our confrère
behaves too much like a decadent small boy who is proud of having been
haled into the police court for chalking dirty words on a wall. Apart,
though, from his stinking filth and his vileness and his tinsel
cynicisms, and aside from his bestiality and his vulgar frippery and his
dabblings in cesspools and his vapid sophistries, I stand always ready
to defend the magic of Horvendile, because it is not, after all, as if
he were a mage of any real importance, and one ought always to be
indulgent to persons of third and fourth rate ability.”
“Even so—” Gerald pointed out.
But now an enchanter in a thoroughly drenched scarlet blanket was
saying, as he meditatively unclosed his pastepot:
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