Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
“—This semi-interment, then, madam and sir, is untidy looking, and
cannot be especially comfortable.”
“Yet I may not move,” replied the Sphinx, “in part because I have my
writing to complete, in part because I know all movement and all action
of every kind to be equally fruitless. So do I retain eternal bodily as
well as mental poise.”
“Such acumen borders upon paralysis,” Gerald said: “and paralysis is
ugly.”
“Do you not despise ugliness!” the Sphinx exhorted, “who have traveled
thus far upon the road of gods and myths. For what things have you found
stable upon this road save only Koleos Koleros and the Holy Nose of
Lytreia? and what is there more ugly than these two?”
Gerald replied: “That nose I found it my Christian duty to describe as a
tongue; and the lady whom they call Koleos Koleros I have not yet seen.
But, in any case, you, ma’am—for, after all, it is not quite nice for
me to have your loins upon my mind—No, really, it does seem more
becoming for me to treat you as a lady—”
“So, and do you find me ugly?”
“You mistake my meaning. I was about to observe that you, ma’am, also
appear tolerably stable. And the Mirror of Caer Omn, that likewise
remains in worship.”
“Dreams pass eternally varying through that golden mirror. Thoughts pass
eternally varying through my wise head. But all these dreams and
thoughts stay barren, as barren as they are irresolute. For we create
nothing. We control no material thing. And we aspire toward no goal.
That is why we are permitted to endure powerlessly in realms wherein two
powers alone are never barren; wherein they control all; and wherein
neither may ever be uncertain of its goal so long as the other
survives.”
Gerald found this wholly incomprehensible and of no striking interest.
So he only shrugged.
“Nevertheless, in my worlds,” Gerald said, “there shall not be any
ugliness.”
“Do you, then, possess many worlds?”
“Not as yet, ma’am. I allude to the worlds I shall create by and by,
when I have come into my kingdom yonder, in the place beyond good and
evil, and have regained my proper station as the Lord of the Third Truth
in the Dirghic mythology.”
Now the Sphinx frowned. “I perceive you are only another downfallen god
upon your journey to the Master Philologist. I might have guessed it,
for Thor and Typhon and Rudra and the Maruts and all the other storm
gods who have gone blustering downward into Antan, all had red hair.”
Gerald slapped his thigh.
“Upon my word, ma’am, but that is a real clue! The storm gods did, in
every mythology known to me, have red hair. I incline to believe that
the wisdom of the Sphinx has solved the mystery of my being. I am no
doubt a storm god also; I am rapidly becoming a complete pantheon upon
two legs; and at this rate my waistcoat will end by embracing pure
monotheism. Meanwhile I really do wonder, ma’am, at your offhand way of
speaking about the gods, and I wonder, too, what grudge you can have
against us gods?”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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