Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
For, after all, Gerald decided to stay over the week-end, since Maya was
so unflatteringly eager to be rid of him. It was an eagerness troubling
to his self-respect. Here was he, a god whom women had always run after,
and had pestered beyond reasonable endurance, here was he, of all
persons, being treated with unconcealed indifference by a mere
hedge-sorceress, by a creature who had not even any remarkable good
looks or wit to justify her impudence. This Maya of the Fair Breasts
needed taking down quite a large number of pegs. So Gerald fell to
wooing her with an ardor that somewhat surprised him. For it was
eminently necessary, it was, indeed, a rather beautiful idea, to win the
woman, and then to jilt her, so as to teach her, once for all, not ever
again to make free and easy with the will of a god.
Meanwhile, Maya had suggested that he conceal the fact he was a god; and
that she should introduce him to the local gentry of Turoine as a
visiting sorcerer.
“For I must tell you, Gerald,” Maya said, “all the best-thought-of
people hereabouts are in one or another branch of sorcery. We have,
thus, never had any relations with Heaven. All our connections have been
with another quarter. And it is not that we are unduly conceited and
exclusive, it is simply that it has just happened so. Nevertheless, so
many gods have straggled by, on their way to an ambiguous end, as they
went down to encounter the Master Philologist, and whatever it is that
he does to them, that there is a tendency among the best people
hereabouts, as I will not conceal from you, to regard them as not quite
the sort that one meets socially.”
“But I—!” said Gerald, in uncontrolled indignation.
“I know, my poor boy, you are entirely different. And I am perfectly
broad-minded about it, myself. But other people are not. And it would
sound much better.”
Then Gerald spoke with dignity and firmness. Gerald said that not for
one moment would he stoop to such a subterfuge. Not for an instant would
he who was a lord of all exalted white magics pretend to be a sorcerer
soiled with infernal traffics and patronized by mere devils. After that,
Gerald passed as a visiting sorcerer.
26.
“Qualis Artifex!”
AND Gerald used to amuse himself by talking with the travelers who
passed by the neat log and plaster cottage of Maya the wise woman, upon
their way to the court of Queen Freydis and her consort the Master
Philologist. For it was a good and shrewd policy, Gerald felt, for a
monarch to familiarize himself with his future subjects: so he would sit
by the wayside, in the shade of a conveniently placed
chestnut-tree,—incognito, as it were,—and would artfully allure them
into conversation.
“Hail, friends! And what business draws you to the city of all marvels?”
said Gerald, on the first morning that he fell into this long-sighted
course.
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