Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leavesCabell, James Branch
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Something about Eve: A comedy of fig-leaves
Cabell, James Branch
Fantasy fiction; Historical fiction; Middle Ages -- Fiction
And, in fact, she justified her charitableness with a logic which was
plausible. She argued that all men were better content after they had
become domestic animals. She pointed out that her lovers, in
particular—Why, but Gerald could see for himself how little vexed were
her steers and geldings, now, by affairs of the heart. Upon every
imaginable moral ground they had been made better by their double
transformation. They did not run after lewd females, they were not
bloodthirstily jealous of one another, and they were asleep every night
at a respectable hour. If Gerald had only known them, as she had known
them, when they were gentlemen of high distinction and reigning
monarchs, he would never argue about an improvement so obvious.
Besides, domestic animals were spurred by magnanimity and altruism into
no devastating wars, thrift did not often make them covetous of money,
neither did self-respect induce them to spend money foolishly: religion
did not lead mules to bray in any pulpit, nor did the conscientiousness
of a sheep ever make of him an ever-meddling and pernicious pest. In
fine, the domestic animals were undisfigured by any human virtues, and
were quite easy to get along with. Whereas, if any woman attempted to
have that many men about the house—! Maya, who had lost so many
husbands (at least partially) did not complete the statement. But her
expression made the aposiopesis eloquent.
Gerald had no smallest doubt but that, if he himself had not been divine
and beyond her arts, Maya of the Fair Breasts would long ago, out of
pure kindliness and affection, have transformed him too into a sheep or
an ox or some other useful quadruped, and would thus have held him back
from his appointed inheritance in Antan. And he did not blame her. The
placid, stupid, rather lovable woman simply did not understand that to
be contented was not all: she did not comprehend the obligations which
were upon a god to live with generous splendor and to perform very
tremendous feats in the way of heroism and of philanthropy.
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