Something of Men I Have Known: With Some Papers of a General Nature, Political, Historical, and RetrospectiveStevenson, Adlai E. (Adlai Ewing)
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Something of Men I Have Known: With Some Papers of a General Nature, Political, Historical, and Retrospective
Stevenson, Adlai E. (Adlai Ewing)
United States -- Biography; United States -- Politics and government -- 1865-1933
Colonel Wintersmith knew, as he knew his children, two generations
of the public men of Kentucky. His memory was a marvel to all who
knew him. He could repeat till the dawn, extracts from famous
speeches he had heard from the lips of Clay, Grundy, Marshall, and
Menifee. More than once, I have heard him declaim the wonderful
speech of Sargent S. Prentiss delivered almost a half-century
before, in the old Harrodsburg Court-house, in defence of Wilkinson
for killing three men at the Galt House.
It is hardly necessary to say that the Colonel was the soul of
generosity. It was a part of his living faith that--
"Kind hearts are more than coronets."
That he was possessed in no stinted measure of wit and its kindred
quality, humor, will appear from an incident or two to be related.
The Hon. Ignatius Donnelly, member of Congress from Minnesota, had
written a book to prove that Lord Bacon was the veritable author
of the plays usually accredited to Shakespeare. Soon after the
appearance of Donnelly's book, he met Colonel Wintersmith on
Pennsylvania Avenue.
After a cordial greeting, the Colonel remarked, "I have been reading
your book, Donnelly, and I don't believe a word of it."
"What?" inquired Donnelly, with great surprise.
"Oh, that book of yours," said the Colonel, "in which you tried to
prove that Shakespeare never wrote 'Hamlet' and 'Macbeth' and 'Lear'
and all those other plays."
"My dear sir," replied Donnelly with great earnestness, "I can
prove beyond all peradventure that Shakespeare never wrote those
plays."
"He did," replied Wintersmith, "he did write them, Donnelly, _I
saw him write three or four of them, myself."_
"Impossible!" replied Donnelly, who was as guiltless of anything
that savored of humor as the monument recently erected to the memory
of Hon. John Sherman, "impossible, Colonel, that you could have
seen Shakespeare write those plays; they were written three hundred
years ago."
"Three hundred years, three hundred years," slowly murmured the
Colonel in pathetic tone, "is it possible that is has been so long?
_Lord, how time does fly!"_
The Colonel often told the following with a gravity that gave it
at least the semblance of truth. Many years ago, his State was
represented in part in the Upper House by a statesman who rarely, when
in good form, spoke less than an entire day. His speeches, in
large measure, usually consisted of dull financial details,
statistics, etc. He became in time the terror of his associates, and
the nightmare of visitors in the galleries. His "Mr. President," was
usually the signal for a general clearing out of both Senate Chamber
and galleries.
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