Something of Men I Have Known: With Some Papers of a General Nature, Political, Historical, and RetrospectiveStevenson, Adlai E. (Adlai Ewing)
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Something of Men I Have Known: With Some Papers of a General Nature, Political, Historical, and Retrospective
Stevenson, Adlai E. (Adlai Ewing)
United States -- Biography; United States -- Politics and government -- 1865-1933
JOHN ALLEN, MEMBER OF CONGRESS--HE PAYS A COMPLIMENT TO GENERAL
WHEELER--HIS MODEST LUNCH--A SOUTHERNER'S VIEW OF PREDESTINATION
--A SKULKER'S OBJECTION TO BE SHOT BY A "LOW-DOWN YANKEE"--JOHN
ALLEN'S TILT WITH COLONEL FELLOWS.
The subject of this brief sketch is still in life, very much so;
and that he
"Shall live the lease of nature, pay his breath
To time and mortal custom"
is the prayer of friends and political foes alike. Who does not
know or has not heard of "Private John Allen," the sometime member
of Congress from Mississippi? A more charming gentleman or delightful
companion for the hours of recreation and gladness has rarely
appeared in this old world. He was, while in his teens, a private
soldier in the Confederate army, later was a practising lawyer,
and in time "reluctantly yielding to the earnest solicitations
of his friends," generously consented to serve a few terms in
Congress. From his first entrance into the House, he was well
known to all its members. No one needed an introduction--they all
knew John Allen.
Upon the conclusion of his first speech, which possibly referred
to the improvement of the Tombigbee River, he modestly remarked:
"Now I am through my speech for this time, Mr. Speaker, _and
will immediately retire to the cloak-room to receive the congratulations
of my friends."_
Speaker Reed, with whom he was a great favorite, never failed to
"recognize" John, and in fact by common consent he was always
entitled to the floor. This fact will shed some light upon the
following incident. During the roll-call of the House upon a motion
to adjourn at a late hour of a night session, Mr. Allen passed down
the aisle, with hat and overcoat upon his arm, and, stopping
immediately in front of the Clerk's desk, said "Mr. Speaker, ----"
"For what purpose," said Reed, "does the gentleman from Mississippi
interrupt the roll-call?"
"Mr. Speaker," continued Allen, "I rise to a parliamentary inquiry.
I want to know how General Wheeler voted on this motion." To this
"parliamentary inquiry" the Speaker after ascertaining the fact
replied that the gentleman from Alabama had voted "aye."
"Well, then, Mr. Speaker," said John, "just put me down the same
way with General Wheeler; I followed him four years, and _he never
led me into danger yet."_
Seated one day in the Senate restaurant, I observed Mr. Allen
standing at the entrance. Upon my invitation, he took a seat at
my table. "What will you have, John?" said I. With an abstracted
air, and the appearance of being extremely embarrassed by his
surroundings, he replied, "It makes mighty little difference about
me anyway," and turning to a waiter he slowly drawled out, "Bring me
some terrapin and champagne." Then, in an apologetic tone he
quietly observed, "I got used to that durin' the Wah."
After a moment's pause, he continued, "By the way, did you ever
hear the expression 'before the Wah'?" I intimated that the
expression had not wholly escaped me.
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