Something of Men I Have Known: With Some Papers of a General Nature, Political, Historical, and RetrospectiveStevenson, Adlai E. (Adlai Ewing)
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Something of Men I Have Known: With Some Papers of a General Nature, Political, Historical, and Retrospective
Stevenson, Adlai E. (Adlai Ewing)
United States -- Biography; United States -- Politics and government -- 1865-1933
addressing the principal actor said: "Doctor, the word is, 'sugar';
_proceed to spell."_
The Doctor immediately stood up. The psychological question, if
it be such, is here presented whether _standing_ is the more eligible
position for the severe mental effort indicated above. Waiving
all discussion upon this interesting point, the fact is here
faithfully chronicled that the Doctor stood up. Looking neither
to the right nor to the left, but standing majestically in the
middle of the room, and presenting in some of its characteristics the
beauty and symmetry of an inverted L, the Doctor began, "S-h-o-o-g
----" whereupon the little schoolmaster burst into loud laughing.
Solemnly warning him against the repetition of such conduct, the
arbiter reminded him that such manifestations in the very presence
of the "empire," were in some countries punished with immediate
death, and again significantly warned him against its recurrence.
At the same time the Doctor was reminded that he had not yet
completed the spelling of the word. The Doctor replied, "If it is
all the same to you, Mr. Empire, I believe I will begin all over
again." Permission being granted, the spelling was resumed:
"S-h-o-o-g-o-r." To this the arbiter responded, "You have spelled
the word correctly, Doctor," and _immediately handed him the
stakes._
One of the interesting events occurring during my residence in
Metamora, was a noted temperance revival under the auspices of "the
Grand Worthy Deputy" of a well-known temperance organization. A
lodge was duly organized, and a profound interest aroused in the
good work. During the visit of the excellent lady who bore with
becoming modesty the somewhat formidable title above given, the
interest deepened, meetings were of nightly occurrence, and
large numbers were gathered into the fold. For many days ordinary
pursuits were suspended, and the grand cause was the only and
all-absorbing topic of conversation.
Chief among the initiated was our old friend Doctor John. His
conversion created a profound sensation, and it veritably seemed
for a time as though a permanent breach had been effected in the
ramparts of Satan. It was even boasted that the Presbyterian
clergyman, one saloon keeper, and the writer of these truthful
annals were, as Judge Tipton would say, "substantially" the only
adherents remaining to His Satanic Majesty. The pressure was,
however, soon irresistible, and the writer, deserting his sometime
associates, at length passed over to the _un_silent majority.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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