Humorous stories; Washington (State) -- Fiction; Western stories
"Then, after they got calmed down and hid their knives, and it
looked peaceful again, they decided to start all over; but the
liquor was out, so that old scar-faced Pyann jumps on a pony and
rides over from the camp for a fresh supply. He pulled up out in
front of the Swede's and yelled for three bottles to be brought out
to him, pronto! If he'd sneaked round to the back door and
whispered he'd have got it all right, but this was a little too
brash, because there were about a dozen men in the bar and the
Swede was afraid to sell an Injin whiskey so openly. All he could
do was go to the door and tell this pickled aborigine that he never
sold whiskey to Injins and to get the hell out of there! Pyann
called the Swede a liar and some other things, mentioning dates,
and started to climb off his pony, very ugly.
"The Swede wasn't going to argue about it, because we'd all come
out in front to listen; so he pulled his gun and let it off over
Pyann's head; and a couple of the boys did the same thing, and that
started the rest--about six others had guns--till it sounded like a
bunch of giant crackers going off. Old Pyann left in haste, all
right. He was flattened out on his pony till he looked like a
plaster.
"We didn't hear any more of him last night, but coming up here this
morning I found out he'd done a regular Paul Revere ride to save
his people; he rode clear up as far as that last camp, just below
here, on your place, yelling to every Injin he passed that they'd
better take to the brush, because the whites had broken out at
Kulanche. At that, the Swede ought to be sent up, knowing they'll
fight every time he sells them whiskey. Two of these last night
were bad cut in this rumpus."
"Yes; and he'd ought to be sent up for life for selling it to white men,
too--the kind he sells." This was Sandy Sawtelle, speaking as one who
knew and with every sign of conviction. "It sure is enterprising
whiskey. Three drinks of it make a decent man want to kill his little
golden-haired baby sister with an axe. Say, here's a good one--lemme
tell you! I remember the first time, about three, four years ago--"
The speaker was interrupted--it seemed to me with intentional rudeness.
One man hurriedly wished to know who did the cutting last night;
another, if the wounded would recover; and a third, if Pete, an aged red
vassal of our own ranch, had been involved. Each of the three flashed a
bored glance at Sandy as he again tried for speech:
"Well, as I was saying, I remember the first time, about three, four
years ago--"
"If old Pete was down there I bet his brother-in-law did most of the
knifework," put in Buck Devine firmly.
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