Humorous stories; Washington (State) -- Fiction; Western stories
"Some of your people cut up in a fight down at Kulanche last night," I
remarked after a moment of courteous waiting.
"Mebbe," said Pete, noncommittal.
"Were you down there?"
"I never kill a man with a knife," said Pete; "that ain't my belief."
He left an opening that tempted, but I thought it wise to ignore that
for the moment.
"You an old man, Pete?"
"Mebbe."
"How old?"
"Oh, so-so."
"You remember a long time ago--how long?"
He drew a square in his cleared patch of earth, subdivided it into
little squares, and dotted each of these in the centre before he spoke.
"When Modocs have big soldier fight."
"You a Modoc?"
"B'lieve me!"
"When Captain Jack fought the soldiers over in the Lava Beds?"
"Some fight--b'lieve me!" said Pete, erasing his square and starting a
circle.
"You fight, too?"
"Too small; I do little odd jobs--when big Injin kill soldier I skin um
head."
I begged for further items, but Pete seemed to feel that he had been
already verbose. He dismissed the historic action with a wise saying:
"Killing soldiers all right; but it don't settle nothing." He drew a
triangle.
Indelicately then I pried into his spiritual life.
"You a Christian, Pete?"
"Injin-Christian," he amended--as one would say
"Progressive-Republican."
"Believe in God?"
"Two." This was a guarded admission; I caught his side glance.
"Which ones?" I asked it cordially; and Pete smiled as one who detects a
brother liberal in theology.
"Injin God; Christian God. Injin God go like this--" He brushed out his
latest figure and drew a straight line a foot long. And Christian God go
so--he drew a second straight line perpendicular to the first. I was
made to see the line of his own God extending over the earth some fifty
feet above its surface, while the line of the Christian God went
straight and endlessly into the heavens. "Injin God stay
close--Christian God go straight up. Whoosh!" He looked toward the
zenith to indicate the vanishing line. "I think mebbe both O.K. You
think both O.K.?"
"Mebbe," I said.
Pete retraced the horizontal line of his own God and the perpendicular
line of the other.
"Funny business," said he tolerantly.
"Funny business," I echoed. And then--the moment seeming ripe for
intimate personal research: "Pete, how about that brother-in-law of
yours? Is he a one-God Christian or a two-God, like you?"
He hurriedly brushed out his lines, flashed me one of his uneasy side
glances, and seemed not to have heard my question. He sprang lightly
from his heels, affected to scan a murky cloud-bank to the south,
ignited his second cigarette from the first, and seemed relieved by the
actual diversion of Laura, his present lawful consort, now plodding
along the road just outside the fence.
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