Sonnie-Boy's PeopleConnolly, James B. (James Brendan)
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Sonnie-Boy's People
Connolly, James B. (James Brendan)
Sea stories; Short stories, American
And next mornin' I took up my quarters on the schooner, with the crews
of the schooner and the brigantine for body-servants. And I had one good
time. There was a basket there--a basket about the size of a good-sized
wash-basket--and every mornin' I'd shovel a lot of money into that. Oh,
I don' know how much, maybe two or three or four or five or six hundred
thousand dollars, and I'd say to the cook, or maybe one of the deck
force: "Here you, Fernando, go on up now an' hurry back." And they
weren't bad traders at all. In a couple of hours they'd come hustling
back with the full o' the basket o' chickens, eggs, butter, cheese,
bologny, and fruit--everything a man 'd want for breakfast--in place o'
the money. Fifty thousand dollars a day apiece I paid the crew, and good
and plenty for them--a lot o' lazy loafers. It used to take three of 'em
to buckle me into my uniform of a hot morning.
I never knew how much money was in that pile, but three or four, or
maybe five or six hundred million dollars. And maybe I didn't live on
the fat o' the land with it, for eight weeks! It would 'a' lasted longer
only it was the divil tryin' to be thrifty with my admiral's uniform on,
and then one mornin' the _Hiawatha_ came to port, and with what I had
left--forty or fifty million, or whatever it was--I gave a farewell
party that night at the hotel where the banana grove was in the yard. I
wore my admiral's uniform for the last time that night, and maybe that
made 'em charge me a little more, but no matter that. In the mornin' I
didn't have hardly enough to tip the waiters, three or four hundred
thousand dollars, maybe, but--whatever it was, I tips 'em with it, and
goes down to the beach to where the little, old, homely _Hiawatha_ was
laying to anchor, and 'twas eight o'clock and the bugler was sounding
colors and it made me feel homesick, and I waves my hand back to the
town, and "Fare thee well, O Tangarine-a," I says, "Tangarine-a, fare
thee well." Secretary o' the navy I could 'a' been, I know, but back
aboard the old _Hiawatha_ I goes. And damn glad, you betcher, I was to
be there.
But an admiral of the Blue I was once, with a hogshead of nothin' less
than thousand-dollar bills; and I helped to make two young people happy.
And no one c'n take that from me. And so I say when people say there's
no good in revolutions you refer 'em to me, Killorin, bosun's mate,
U.S.N.-I'll tell 'em.
THE BATTLE-CRUISE OF THE "SVEND FOYN"
At this time I had drifted down South America way, and was master of a
combination whaling and sealing steamer sailing out of Punta 'renas for
the firm of Amundsen & Co.
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