So fatuously fond was he of this particular variety of condiment that,
on their account alone, he would have imported the Duchess and her
entire establishment into America. For all that, old Koppen was no
fool. Half a million buttered tea-cakes could not impair the lively
workings of a brain which had long ago mapped out a swift and sure path
to worldly success. He had wind of this project; his answer was
carefully prepared. It was a mathematical certainty that not one cent
of those half-million francs would ever leave his pocket. For he knew
what the Committee did not know--the real character of his friend Keith.
Keith was a good fellow but a hopeless crank; Keith was perfectly
capable of impoverishing himself in order to keep Miss Wilberforce out
of prison. As to subscribing to the schemes of a pack of meddling fools
who proposed to intern the dear lady--Keith would see them all damned
first. This is how Mr. van Koppen, a profound student of human nature,
would have argued, had he lacked the opportunity of discussing the
question with his good friend. As a matter of fact he had enjoyed that
opportunity only a few days ago. He had warned Keith of what was
coming, and had found him equally alert to the plans of the Committee
and more desirous than himself, if possible, of frustrating them. They
had chuckled vastly over a bottle of dry sparkling Nepenthe in
anticipation of the event.
"Trust me," said Keith. "I'll talk their heads off."
"I'm glad I shan't be there!" thought the American.
He knew his good friend. Keith could be decidedly fatiguing, especially
when dead sober. He had all the Scotchman's passion for dissecting the
obvious, discovering new facets in the commonplace, and squeezing the
last drop out of a foregone conclusion.
It was a thousand pities that the Duchess, in the exuberance of her
triumph, spread abroad the news of the millionaire's promise. For that
news had an unfortunate and unexpected result. The Committee, which up
till then had consisted of eight reputable members, now swelled,
rapidly and mysteriously, to fourteen. Six new gentlemen, including the
unspeakable Mr. Hopkins, got themselves enrolled, and all six of them,
as was afterwards made manifest, were persons of questionable
integrity. By dint of small donations to the fund varying from five to
fifteen francs, they had contrived to have their names put down; it was
worth while, they thought, to risk a small sum on the chance of getting
a slice out of old Koppen's half-million which could not possibly be
used up in the rent or purchase of a three-roomed Sanatorium.
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