And now suddenly she had died--died, it might be, only a few days too
soon. That face, that peerless face, was lost for ever to the world of
art--his ideal snatched away by the relentless hand of fate. He mourned
as only a sculptor can mourn. Thus it came about that something
stronger than himself impelled him to manifest his grief. Despite
Andrea's respectful but insistent remonstrances as to the appalling
outlay, the wreath of camellias was ordered and dispatched. An artist's
tribute....
It created both surprise and a most excellent impression. What a
gentleman he was! Always doing the right thing. How splendid of him. So
they reasoned, though the wiser ones added that if he had known the
deceased lady a little better he might have hit upon a more sensible
way of spending his money.
The fact that there was a good deal of social gossip like this, that
appointments for picnics and other functions were being made, would go
alone to prove the advantages of a funeral of this kind, quite apart
from the universal relief experienced when the coffin was lowered into
the earth, and bystanders realized that the lady was at last definitely
transferred into Abraham's bosom.
CHAPTER XXXIV
All Nepenthe had stood by the side of the grave--all, save only Mr.
Keith. He remained at home. And this was rather odd, for it is the
right thing to attend people's funerals, and Mr. Keith prided himself
upon always doing the right thing. It was his boast to pass for a
typical Anglo-Saxon, the finest race on earth, when all is said and
done; and he used to point out that you could not be a typical
Anglo-Saxon unless you respected yourself, and you could not respect
yourself unless you respected simultaneously your neighbours and their
habits, however perverse they might sometimes appear. Now a funeral,
being unavoidable, cannot by an prestidigitations of logic be called
perverse. All the more reason for being present. But for a strange
twist or kink in his nature, therefore, he would have been on the spot.
He would have turned up in the market-place to the minute, since he
prided himself likewise upon his love of punctuality, declaring that it
was one of the many virtues he possessed in common with Her Majesty
Queen Victoria.
He disliked funerals. For all his open mind and open bowels, Mr. Keith
displayed an unreasoning hatred of death and, what was still more
remarkable, not the least shame in confessing it.
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