"A sort of animal that floats about trying to attach itself to
something which it can't find."
"I think I see what he means. Anything else?"
"He said I was a chameleon."
"A chameleon!"
"A chameleon that needed the influence of a good woman. Then he gave me
this box of Cuban chocolates, to keep me from crying, I suppose. Have
one! They're not nearly as nasty as they look."
"Thanks. A chameleon. That is really interesting, as Keith would say. I
have seen thousands of them. Outlandish beasts, that anchor themselves
by their tails and squint horribly. Let's have a look at you, Denis.
No, I fail to detect any striking resemblance."
"I believe he meant that I take on the colour of other people and have
none of my own. Then he told me to go and murder somebody."
"I wouldn't do that, Denis," laughed the bishop. "Murders are so
dreadfully vulgar."
"He said it might make a man of me. He forgets that I'm not quite his
age."
"You had better not tell him that! Any other advice?"
"Nothing new. He said I made a mistake in paying attention to what
human beings said and did, and that I ought to forsake mankind for a
while, and art and books and so on. You know the way he talks! He said
it would give me a stronger individuality if I came into contact with
nature and thought things out for myself instead of listening to other
people. He advised me to sit among the rocks at midnight and in the hot
afternoons, conversing with the genii of earth and air. It would
correct my worldly perspective. I think he may be right, in a way.
There is something in it. So I asked him to climb into the hills with
me, then and there, in order to get into touch with elemental Powers.
He said he thought highly of my character, but as to climbing about in
this heat--he said he'd be damned if he would. Those were his very
words. He wanted to sleep. He was too old for that sort of thing."
"Very sensible, I'm sure."
"You think so? Because then--then he told me that you were the proper
person for an expedition of that kind. He suggested I should come and
see you about it at once--it would allow him time to get his usual
afternoon nap. That is why I'm here. So do! It isn't so very hot, once
you get used to it. We are sure to see something funny."
"Oh!"
This, thought the bishop, was a pretty example of that doctrine of
benevolent egotism which Keith had expounded to him once or twice. A
very pretty example!
"He said that?"
Denis nodded.
The notion was distasteful to Mr. Heard. To go out into this torrid
sunshine.... He, too, was not exactly young; moreover, he was still
rather delicate--he needed all the rest he could get. He was looking
forward with positive delight to the coming hours in his cool bedroom.
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