“I recollect doing so perfectly well.” “She was a very talented woman indeed!” observed several of the gentlemen present, who had seen her pictures. “She was an Englishwoman, was she not, Monsieur Soyer?” said his lordship. “Yes, my lord; her maiden name was Emma Jones.” “Of course,” rejoined one of the group, “her paintings were well known by that name.” “So they were, captain, and fetched high prices too. I do not sell any now; on the contrary, I still have my gallery complete, and have bought in several since her death. I offered old Ude fifty guineas for the painting in his possession called ‘La Jeune Fermière;’ but he would not part with it, as it was presented to him by her. Previous to my departure from England for the East, I was advised by the chaplain of the cemetery to insert on the monument the country of her birth, as many believed her to be a foreigner. The inscription was simply ‘TO HER.’ I then composed the following laconic epitaph:-- ‘TO THE MEMORY OF MADAME SOYER. England gave her birth, Genius immortality.’” “Very good indeed,” said his lordship. “I myself have seen the monument, which is considered one of the finest in Kensal-green Cemetery. “I was saying, Soyer, that I frequently visited Alvanley; and we always knew when Ude and his wife were at home, for they never ceased quarrelling. They kept five or six dogs, and what with their barking and the quarrelling of master and mistress, I never heard such a noise in my life. I often wondered how Lord Alvanley could put up with it; but he said he was used to it, and could hardly feel comfortable anywhere else.” “Talk of quarrelling, I believe they could not exist without it--not even on birthdays; and if you will allow me, I will relate a singular birthday anecdote.” “Pray do, Soyer.” “You must know that the old gentleman, though very avaricious, now and then came out in first-rate style with his gastronomic parties; but the great day of all was the 15th of August in each year--being the fête and birthday of the illustrious and far-famed Louis Eustache Ude. Upon these occasions, about four-and-twenty of his most devoted and illustrious disciples were invited, with their wives, to a most sumptuous dinner at his house. The grandeur of the gold and silver ornaments was actually cast into the shade by the elegance and succulence of the _mets_ they contained. The choicest articles in season--viz., fish, flesh, poultry, vegetables, and fruit--seemed to have been waiting to come to perfection for this high-priest of the gastronomic art, and many culinary inventions which still delight the scientific palates of the epicures of the day had their origin at that Lucullusian anniversary.