Spirit of Chambers's Journal : $b Original tales, essays, and sketches, selected from that workChambers, Robert
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Spirit of Chambers's Journal : $b Original tales, essays, and sketches, selected from that work
Chambers, Robert
English literature -- Scottish authors
without the least regard to each other’s convenience—some back to back,
some shoulder to shoulder, but as generally front to back, and shoulder
to front. The white manse sat half way up the bank, overlooking the
whole, like an idol presiding over a crowded group of worshippers. On
what might be considered the principal thoroughfare in the village,
stood the inn, a house distinguished from all the rest, by its being
two stories in height, not to speak of the still more remarkable
distinction of a hanging sign, on which was painted something dark
and grim, meant for a black bull, besides the frequent apparition of
a carrier’s cart resting with its beams high and rampant into the
air. Another house, rather better than the rest, was occupied by “a
merchant,” a man originally a haberdashery pedlar, but who, having here
at last set up his ellwand of rest, dealt not only in women’s attire,
but in a thousand things else besides, as if he had been
“Not one, but all _shopkeepers’_ epitome.”
Then there was the modest tenement of Luckie Smytrie, with its window
of four panes, showing to the passing traveller two biscuits on edge,
and as many dark green bottles filled with comfits; while within, if
you had chosen to enter, you would have found at one end of the room
in which the decent woman lived, a large cupboard and a small table
forming her mercantile establishment for the sale of all kinds of
small wares. Were you to lounge a little in this humble retreat of
commerce, you might see children coming in every now and then asking
for such things as an ounce of soap, a quarter of an ounce of tea,
a halfpenny-worth of whipcord, or, perhaps (what would astonish you
most of all), change of a penny—viz. two halfpence. Luckie Smytrie
was a woman who had experienced great trials in early life, had had
husbands killed by accidents, sons enlisted for soldiers and slain in
battle, and daughters that died in the morn and liquid dew of youth,
innumerable. Her shop was therefore patronised by all the villagers, to
the prejudice, in some articles, of the more ambitious establishment
of the retired packman; but yet the old woman, like all shopkeepers
who have little rivalry, was as much offended at losing any partial or
occasional custom in favour of that individual, as if she had had a far
stronger and more prescriptive right to the business of the place. For
instance, you might see a boy come in with a small cotton handkerchief
in his hand, and say that his mother had sent him for a halfpenny-worth
of thread, matching with that piece of attire, which she wished to
hem. To which Mrs Smytrie would respond, in a cool voice, but intended
to convey the most cutting sarcasm, “Gang back, hinny, and tell your
mother that it would be far better to get her thread where she got her
napkin.” Or, perhaps, it was an order for bread on a Sunday evening,
from some one who had had an unexpected crowd of visitors at tea. The
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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