Spirit of Chambers's Journal : $b Original tales, essays, and sketches, selected from that workChambers, Robert
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Spirit of Chambers's Journal : $b Original tales, essays, and sketches, selected from that work
Chambers, Robert
English literature -- Scottish authors
At last the throes of actual removal begin to be felt, and, for the
time, all happy anticipation is deadened within us. You have long ago
ascertained, by a ceremonious call upon the present tenants of your new
mansion, that they cannot remove an hour before Whitsunday at noon,
which gives you the comfortable assurance that your flitting will be,
like a sharp fever, soon over. The lady who is coming to _your_ house
soon after makes a ceremonious call upon _you_, and ascertains, of
course, that you can only remove at that hour also. If matters should
happen otherwise—if you are either going to a house altogether new, or
to one which can be vacated a short while before the term-day, then
what a convenience it is!—we shall have the painters in, and get it
all put to rights before we flit a single stick; and after it is all
right, we shall remove quite at our leisure. By this plan we shall
not only avoid the risk of breaking things, which is always the case
in a hurried flitting, but we shall get porters and carters a great
deal cheaper, for these fellows, you know, charge three wages on the
actual term-day, when every body is flitting. But if it should happen,
as above mentioned, that you are limited to a few hours, so that
your furniture, as it goes out, will meet the furniture of another
person coming in, and, as it goes in, will meet, in tug of war, that
of another person coming out, then the blessed anticipation of your
future comforts in “that nice house” reconciles you to every thing, and
you make yourself think that, after all, it is better, when one _is_
flitting, to have it all over in the shortest possible space of time.
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