Spirit of Chambers's Journal : $b Original tales, essays, and sketches, selected from that workChambers, Robert
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Spirit of Chambers's Journal : $b Original tales, essays, and sketches, selected from that work
Chambers, Robert
English literature -- Scottish authors
It would have been altogether impossible for any such man as Jock to
carry on the war, if he had not had one howff,[4] above all others,
where he enjoyed a little credit. This was an eating-house in the
Canongate, kept by one Luckie Wishart, a decent widow of about forty,
with four or five children, who had been pleased to cast an eye of
particular favour upon the shining exterior of our hero. A pot sable
upon a ground argent pointed out this house to the passers by, even
if they had not been informed of its character by the savoury steam
which always proceeded from it between the hours of one and five P. M.,
and certain spectral and unfinished pies which ran in a row along the
sole of her little window, level with the street, as well as a larger
display of the same article on a board half way down her somewhat
steep and whitewashed stair. Luckie Wishart also sold liquors; but she
was far too respectable a person to let Jock spend his wages at one
bouse in her house. She always, as she said, shanked him off, whenever
he came there of a Saturday night, and it was only when his pockets
were empty, and no provisions to be had for the working days of the
week, that he resorted to her. Generally about the Tuesdays, Jock came
briskly down into her culinary Tartarus, quite sobered and hungry,
sending his voice briskly along the passage before him, as if defending
himself by anticipation from a shower of reproaches which he knew she
would bestow upon him:—“Nothing of the kind,” he would cry; “nothing
of the kind—all a mistake—’pon my honour.” There was generally, it
may be supposed, fully as much scolding and railing as he could have
anticipated; but the end of the jest always was, that Jock got snug
into some corner of Luckie’s own particular den, where he was regaled
with a plate of something or other, garnished always with a few last
words of rebuke from the lady, like the droppings after a thunderstorm,
which he always contrived, however, to stomach with his beef, without
manifesting any very great degree of irritation. There is something
ominous in the act of drawing in one’s stool at the fireside of a
comfortable widow. It is apt to make a young man feel rather ticklish,
even although he may never have thought of her before, except as a
good cook. So it was with Jock, and the idea might have been fatal to
his visits to Luckie Wishart’s (for, to speak the truth, she was no
great beauty), if dire hunger, which tames lions, had not absolutely
compelled him to continue the practice. In general, when Jock came in
with his week’s gains, he flung a few shillings upon the dresser, as
part payment of what he had ate and drank during the past few days,
reserving the rest for the bouse-royal. But, notwithstanding all these
occasional deposits to account, his score got always the longer the
longer, until it at last went fairly off at the bottom of a cupboard
door, and had to be “brought forward” on the end of a chest of drawers.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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