Spirit of Chambers's Journal : $b Original tales, essays, and sketches, selected from that workChambers, Robert
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Spirit of Chambers's Journal : $b Original tales, essays, and sketches, selected from that work
Chambers, Robert
English literature -- Scottish authors
One thing is remarkable. The most determined scandal is bandied about
respecting their ancient neighbours; and yet they all conspire to
think that there is no sort of people to be compared with them in the
mass. They will let nobody talk ill of them but themselves. There is
sometimes a considerable difference in the characters and ranks of
the individuals who frequent a Consul-house. Perhaps you find, among
persons of higher degree and more dignified age, apprentice lads, who,
being the children of old acquaintances of the Consul, are recommended
by their mothers to spend their Sunday evenings here, as under a
vicarial eye of supervision, and being sure to be out of harm’s way in
the house of so respectable a person. These stolid youths, with their
raw untamed faces, form a curious contrast, occasionally, to the more
polished individuals who have been longer about town, such as writers’
clerks or licentiates of the church. Possibly they will sit you out
five mortal hours in a Consul-house, without ever speaking a word, or
even shifting their position on their chairs, staring with unvaried
eyes, and hands compressed between knees, right into the centre of the
room, and hearing all that is going on as if they heard not. At length
the young cub rises to go away, and the only remark is, “Well, Willie,
are you going home? Good-night.” After which, the Consul only remarks
to the adults around her, “That’s ane o’ John Anderson’s laddies—a
fine quiet callant.” But this holds good only respecting Consuls in
a certain walk of life. There are houses where people of very high
_style_, from a particular district, are wont to call and converse;
and there are dens in the inferior parts of the town, to which only
serving girls or boys (there is no rank among boys) resort. Every
place, every rank, has its Consul. And not only is the Consul valuable
as an individual who keeps a Sunday evening conversazione. She actually
does a great deal of business for the particular district which she
represents. If a townswoman wants a gown dyed, or to obtain _swatches_
of some new prints, or to purchase any peculiar article which requires
some address in the purchasing, then is the Consul resorted to. A
little square inexplicable epistle, with not nearly enough of fold to
admit a wafer, and the phrase “for goods” on the corner, supposed
to be a kind of shibboleth that exempts letters from the laws of
the Post-office, comes in with the carrier, requesting that Mrs ——
will be so good as go to this or that shop, and do this and that and
t’other thing, and send the whole out by return of Pate Fairgrieve,
and the payment will be rendered at next visit to town. Thus the
Consul is a vast commission-agent, with only this difference, that she
makes nothing by it to compensate her immense outlay of capital. The
duties, however, of the Consulate are their own reward; and we doubt
if Brutus, who first assumed the office, bore it with a prouder head
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