Spirit of Chambers's Journal : $b Original tales, essays, and sketches, selected from that workChambers, Robert
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Spirit of Chambers's Journal : $b Original tales, essays, and sketches, selected from that work
Chambers, Robert
English literature -- Scottish authors
or can not, understand them. Yet the fact is so, that many men arrive
at maturity with either a sense of these conditions of life, more or
less imperfect, or no sense of them at all. They perhaps conceive
themselves to be born to keep down the pavement of Prince’s Street with
boots one inch and a half deep in the heel, or to fumigate the air of
that elegant street with cigars at three shillings per dozen; but that
is the utmost extent to which their notions of the purposes of life
ever extend. These men, of course, are predestined downdraughts. We see
them already with our mind’s eye, exhausting the kindness and patience
of a brother, or a wife, yea almost of a mother, with their idle and
dissolute habits—dragging those relations slowly but surely down into
misery and disgrace—and only in the meantime saved from being kicked
out of doors, as they deserve, not by any regard for merits of their
own, for they have none, but by the tenderness of those relations for
their own reputation.
A decent citizen, of the name of Farney, retired about five-and-twenty
years ago from active life, and, planting himself in a neat villa a
little way beyond the southern suburbs of Edinburgh, resolved to do
nothing all the rest of his life but enjoy the ten or twelve thousand
pounds which he had made by business. He was a placid, inoffensive old
man, only somewhat easy in his disposition, and, therefore, too much
under the control of his wife, who unfortunately was a person of a
vulgarly ambitious character. The pair had but one child—a daughter,
Eliza Farney—the toast of all the apprentices in the South Bridge, and
really an elegant, and not unaccomplished young lady. The only object
which Mr and Mrs Farney now had in life, besides that of enjoying
all its comforts, was the disposal of this young lady in marriage.
Whenever there is such a thing as ten thousand pounds connected with
the name of a young lady, there is generally a great deal more fuss
made about it than when the sum is said to exist in any other shape or
circumstances. It is important in the eyes of all the young men who
think themselves within shot of it. It is important in the eyes of all
the young women who have to lament that they do not possess similar
advantages. It is important in the eyes of all the fathers and mothers
of sons, who think themselves within range of it. And, lastly, it is
important, immensely important indeed, in the eyes of parties, young
lady, mother and father, sister or brother, who have anything to say
in the disposal of it. Money in this shape, one would almost think, is
of a different value from money in any other: the exchange it bears
against cash in business, or cash in the prospect of him who knows he
can win it, is prodigious. At the very lowest computation, a thousand
pounds in the purse of a young lady is worth ten thousand in the stock
of a man of trade. Nay, it is astonishing what airs we have known a few
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