Circus -- Fiction; Maine -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Villages -- Fiction
Captain Bodfish had regained his vessel and was sitting on the rail,
dragging the water out of his eyes with his knuckles, and panting for
breath. The showman forestalled any compromising accusations. He went
close to the edge of the wharf, leaned over and said:
“Cap, you can’t afford to open your mouth. I can have you tarred and
feathered here in ten minutes if I let the crowd in on what you’ve tried
to do. I’m a son of a seacook on handlin’ a crowd.”
The skipper unclosed and shut his mouth like a fish, but he realised the
force of that warning.
Hiram went along and prepared to climb back upon his seat. As he set his
toe on the hub one of the crowd inquired suspiciously:
“If it ain’t a sassy question, mister, what was that critter that you
was putting into the cart here? We heard it squawkin’, but we couldn’t
see very well.” Hiram, his success making him amiable, smiled upon the
bystanders.
“Gents, I am both pleased and proud to tell you that I have now in this
van one of the most beautiful specimens of the five-finned American
mermaid that was ever captured on our stem and rock-bound coast.”
The zeal of the barker entered his spirit. It had been a long time since
he had faced an audience.
“This stupendous attraction, gents, that has just been secured for
Look’s Leviathan Menagerie is the only living specimen of the American
Mermaidissus in captivity to-day. She has flowing hair in which she
wraps herself as in a mantle of the purest silk, and she is fresh from
the royal courts of the king of the seas. She was captured off our
aforesaid rocky coast by the bravest sailor that ploughs the ocean
blue”--Bodfish was edging through the crowd, his face working with
mighty wrath that he did not dare to give rein to. The showman beamed
on him. “Yes, gents, captured in a single-handed conflict by that brave
sailor, Cap’n Nymphus Bodfish, of the ‘Effort.’ And now he will be
pleased to give you full particulars of that gigantic struggle in the
waters of old ocean. As for me I shall have to be movin’ on to where
immense and delighted audiences await me.”
He started to climb over the wheel, tipping a wink at Peak, and the
crowd turned open-mouthed to Bodfish. The instant the showman’s back was
turned that infuriated individual rushed forward, dealt Hiram a mighty
kick, and when the showman turned, bonneted him in his tall hat, and
then ran like a deer off the wharf and across the decks of a nest of
fishing schooners that were packed in at one of the docks.
Hiram worked off his hat and straightened it, gazing after the fleeing
Bodfish without a word. But his face was gray and rigid with rage. Then
he climbed to his seat and gazed afresh on the skipper, scuttling across
the decks.
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