Circus -- Fiction; Maine -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Villages -- Fiction
The two men stared away up the hillock and across the field to the fence
that bordered it. There was no need of asking the woman the course of
the parade. A huge gap in the fence and torn bushes in the adjacent
woodlot marked the route.
“I consider that a man that introduces el’phunts into a quiet country
neighbourhood is worse than he would be if he put damanite bumbs under
folks’ houses,” sputtered the woman.
“You just shut your mouth for a minute and let me think, will ye?”
roared Hiram. “Sime,” he went on after a little reflection, “you’ve
got to go along with the--the----” He saw the woman’s eyes fixed on
him inquisitively and he checked himself. “You deliver the goods,” he
directed, “right to Phin and he’ll do the rest. Get along just as
soon as the horses are baited and don’t forget the lunch for the--the
gayzelle,” he added for the benefit of the curious woman. “I’ll take
my grub in my hand and chase up Imogene. There’s no knowin’ what them
farmers will da with her if I don’t. Here’s a two-dollar bill,” he
said hastily to the woman. “That’s lib’ral pay for three lunches and
hoss-baitin’.”
“I never heard of gay-zelles eatin’ lunch,” she said, suspicion in her
tones. “I s’pose you’ve got a wild man o’ Borneo in that cart to let
loose on us next.”
“It’s no matter what we’ve got,” retorted Hiram. “You give me my grub in
my hand and let me get away.”
He went stamping into the kitchen and she foh lowed him with some
apprehension. Five minutes later he trotted at his best gait across
the field along the trail of Imogene and her pursuers, munching ham
sandwiches and scattering crumbs upon the breeze.
A stern chase is always a long one, and after Hiram had crossed the
woodlot he found himself on a parallel road where there were still other
indignant women and clamorous farmers to shake off when they hailed him
as the presumptive owner of the fugitive elephant and sought to collect
damages.
“A Kansas cyclone is a kitten beside of her,” he muttered as he surveyed
one scene of devastation after another and hurried on.
“Them farmers must be aggravatin’ Imogene something awful to make her
cut up this way. But I don’t blame her. If I had a trunk and weighed
twenty-seven hundred pounds I’d smash down what she ain’t finished up.
She and me agrees on farmers.”
So, scattering right and left profanity and promises to settle, he
toiled on, his tall hat in his hand and the perspiration streaming
down his face. There was no such thing as keeping the trail in a team.
Through copses and meadows, down water-courses and valleys and across
farm dooryards the animal had led her pursuers. The trail was devious,
too, as though Imogene, harassed on all sides, had kept turning, either
to attack or dodge. In one place a considerable array of various samples
of trousers cloth fluttering from a barbed wire fence indicated that
there had been a hasty retreat. Hiram stopped and surveyed this scene
with grim satisfaction.
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