Circus -- Fiction; Maine -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Villages -- Fiction
“I don’t have the least idee,” blandly returned Badger, crossing his
knees. “We all trust the Jedge to ’tend to that. _He_ knows.”
“So you are goin’ to let your money stay with the Judge, hey?”
“Well--blorh hum! Well, as I was sayin’, Jedge Willard seems to
be perfickly square about makin’ it right and--and--well, Capt’in,
nat’rally it’s--it’s bus’ness--well, to make it an object to shift you
might---there’s the taxes, too----”
“You old harker,” cried Hiram, irefully, “what you want me to say is
that I’ll pay you eight per cent.! ‘You’ve been whifflin’ back and forth
for two months between Judge Willard and me. I thought you got all ready
to die a while ago. What are you waitin’ for--to place your money out at
eight per cent, first?”
“I ain’t goin’ to die,” blurted Badger. “A man’s got the right to change
his mind, ain’t he? And they’ve found out about that Mis’ Achorn. She
used a wax hand to make folks believe ’twas some one dead that was
touchin’ ’em and---”
“Shet up!” barked Hiram. “Do you think I’ve been in the circus line
thirty years to need to have fakes explained to me? It’s bus’ness I want
to talk with you, Sum. Don’t you read your town report, you fool? Don’t
you know that Judge Willard says there over his name that this town owes
only a little over two thousand dollars? And yet you know, yourself,
that he has borrowed seven thousand from you on a town note! Don’t you
stop to think about those things? And now I’ll tell you something
to make your hair curl! I have found out that there are twenty-five
thousand dollars’ worth of town notes held around here by just such old
blind moles as you are that he has told to keep still. Lord knows how
many more there are. I don’t imagine that some would let it out if you
took a knife to ’em.”
He wiped the perspiration from his face and gazed at Badger as though he
expected the information to wilt him. The avenger of the wrongs of the
Looks was not entirely ready with the thunderbolt that he was
forging for the town treasurer of Palermo, but the serenity of the
dollar-blinded Badger exasperated him. For a test he wanted to see how
one citizen of Palermo would receive the disclosure.
“I tell you your treasurer is fooling the whole of ye!” he shouted. “He
has stolen from your town.” The creditor blinked at him. “Now will you
sit by and let him fool you with his talk of makin’ it right? Now will
you try to screw eight per cent, out of me who’s tryin’ to bring him to
the ring bolt? Now will you hand that note over to me or pitch in and
collect it yourself?”
To Hiram’s intense astonishment Badger slowly leaned forward, set his
elbows on his knees, began to tap his finger-tips together, winked one
eye, and smiled shrewdly and composedly.
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