St. Bernard's: The Romance of a Medical StudentBerdoe, Edward
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St. Bernard's: The Romance of a Medical Student
Berdoe, Edward
Medical students -- Fiction
The first thing which the new matron did after her installation was to
make a clearance of the Mrs. Gamp order of nurse. And it was time! The
age has outgrown “Sairey” and her set. The old hussies made it their
business to “keep in” with the students, as they could help them in
many ways, but the patients who did not “tip” them got scant courtesy.
The newer order of skilled and educated nurses kept the students within
due bounds; and, feeling that their first duty was to the patients,
never, if they could prevent it, permitted their interests to be
sacrificed to medical education. Podger’s days were numbered when Miss
Kemp took up the reins of government.
Podger had of late presumed to send away several minor cases of
casualty, with wet bandages of her own application, when she was in her
cups; and the matron demanded her dismissal. It was a sad day for poor
Podger when she turned her back on the hospital she loved. She had
saved a little money, not so much as she ought, but still something for
a rainy day. So she took a small house in Chillingworth Street, near
Seven Dials, and set up in the “ointment” line. Filling her parlour
window with a few gross of willow boxes, such as doctors use for their
stuff, she announced, “Mrs. Podger’s Old Nurses’ Salve for Bad Legs,
Boils, etc.,” and published some remarkable cases, which soon brought a
little grist to her mill. But she had also furnished apartments to let,
and these were taken by a middle-aged lady in the “medium” line of
business—Mrs. Sabina Allen she was called. She was of more than middle
stature, with jet-black hair, good features, and a general cheap
tragedy-queen aspect. She converted Podger in a month, and with the
assistance of her little stone jar of “Old Tom,” made her see the
ghosts of her deceased relatives floating about the house in the “most
permiscuous manner.” Podger was no sooner a disciple of advanced
spiritualism, than she entered into partnership with her lodger, and
inserted advertisements in The _Medium Light_ and _Daybreak_,
announcing that public _séances_ were held at 15 Chillingworth Street,
every Sunday evening, at eight o’clock.
The first Sunday, some seventeen persons attended, and the collection
was a great success, as it amounted to no less a sum than eight
shillings and sixpence. Dreams of wealth began to float through the
brains of the sibyls. Podger did not admit all comers; they had to pass
a “preliminary” in the passage before they went upstairs. Podger was
the examiner. When the bell rang, she answered it. The applicant would
request admission to the _séance_.
“Are you a spiritualist?”
“Yes.”
“What journal do you read?”
“_Daybreak._”
“Do you know any of our friends?”
“Yes; a Mr. Lapworth and a Miss Clegg who attend here.”
“All right, you can come up.”
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