St. Bernard's: The Romance of a Medical StudentBerdoe, Edward
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St. Bernard's: The Romance of a Medical Student
Berdoe, Edward
Medical students -- Fiction
Doctrines and maxims, good or bad, flow abroad from a public
teacher as from a fountain, and his faulty lessons may become the
indirect source of incalculable mischief and suffering to hundreds
who have never even heard his name.—_Sir Thomas Watson._
Physicians vary their prescriptions to give the disorder an
opportunity of choosing for itself.—_Lacon._
As Mr. Crowe was surgeon to the hospital, every new experiment and each
fresh result was religiously tried upon a human subject. Being a man
grateful for any little services his assistant rendered him, he repaid
him in various ways, one of the most valued rewards being the privilege
of trying “any new drug you may take a fancy to upon any of my
patients, Mr. Mole.” None of Mr. Mole’s services went unrecognised, and
the acknowledgment was not costly to the professor. The sufferers in
the wards where his beds were located would not have seen the matter in
precisely the same light had it been explained to them, but Mr. Crowe
was really generous—with other people’s pain!
“I wish to investigate,” said one of his dressers, “the presence of
lithic acid in the blood of rheumatic patients. May I blister one or
two of your patients, Mr. Crowe?”
“Oh, certainly,” said the obliging physiologist; “only you must take
precautions to let the patient imagine you are doing it for his
benefit, and be careful the nurses don’t see what you are about—nurses
are getting so ’cute now-a-days. With these provisos, you are free to
roam at large, my friend, over the bodies of any of my clinics.”
Several poor men and women broke out in great blisters the following
morning, the serum from which was carefully collected and evaporated in
the laboratory for pretty crystals of lithic acid. “They look very nice
if carefully mounted; but mind you place a black circle round the
covering glass, it shows ’em up better. Grumbled a bit, did she? She
must have the battery again if she is intractable.”
Jack Murphy, a merry, reckless little dog as we know, used to tell a
droll story of his first bit of skin-grafting in the wards.
“Graft him,” said Mr. Mole. “Don’t know how? Oh, you just snip bits of
skin off his arm and pop ’em on the raw surface of the burnt leg, and
in a few days you’ll find ’em growing like watercress all over the
shop. Perfectly simple. One of the grandest discoveries of modern
surgery.”
Now these directions, although satisfactory to the adept, were wanting
in lucidity to the pupil; and Mr. Murphy, who never liked to admit even
to himself that there was anything in his profession too hard for him,
went down into the erysipelas ward and set to work upon his wretched
victim with a light heart.
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