“Did he?” roared McTurk. Somehow we all began to sing it, and there was
an interruption.
“Rather,” said Tertius, when we were quiet. No one of the Aladdin
company could forget that tune. “Yes, he played ‘Patsy.’ Go on, Dick.”
“Finally,” said Dick Four, “we drove both mobs into each other’s arms on
a bit of level ground at the head of the valley, and saw the whole crew
whirl off, fightin’ and stabbin’ and swearin’ in a blindin’ snow-storm.
They were a heavy, hairy lot, and we didn’t follow ’em.
“Stalky had captured one prisoner--an old pensioned Sepoy of twenty-five
years’ service, who produced his discharge--an awf’ly sportin’ old card.
He had been tryin’ to make his men rush us early in the day. He was
sulky--angry with his own side for their cowardice, and Rutton Singh
wanted to bayonet him--Sikhs don’t understand fightin’ against the
Government after you’ve served it honestly--but Stalky rescued him, and
froze on to him tight--with ulterior motives, I believe. When we got
back to the fort, we buried young Everett--Stalky wouldn’t hear of
blowin’ up the place--and bunked. We’d only lost ten men, all told.”
“Only ten, out of seventy. How did you lose ’em?” I asked.
“Oh, there was a rush on the fort early in the night, and a few Malôts
got over the gate. It was rather a tight thing for a minute or two, but
the recruits took it beautifully. Lucky job we hadn’t any badly wounded
men to carry, because we had forty miles to Macnamara’s camp. By Jove,
how we legged it! Half way in, old Rutton Singh collapsed, so we slung
him across four rifles and Stalky’s overcoat; and Stalky, his prisoner,
and a couple of Sikhs were his bearers. After that I went to sleep. You
can, you know, on the march, when your legs get properly numbed. Mac
swears we all marched into his camp snoring and dropped where we halted.
His men lugged us into the tents like gram-bags. I remember wakin’ up
and seeing Stalky asleep with his head on old Rutton Singh’s chest. _He_
slept twenty-four hours. I only slept seventeen, but then I was coming
down with dysentery.”
“Coming down? What rot! He had it on him before we joined Stalky in the
fort,” said Tertius.
“Well, _you_ needn’t talk! You hove your sword at Macnamara and demanded
a drum-head court-martial every time you saw him. The only thing that
soothed you was putting you under arrest every half hour. You were off
your head for three days.”
“Don’t remember a word of it,” said Tertius, placidly. “I remember my
orderly giving me milk, though.”
“How did Stalky come out?” McTurk demanded, purling hard over his pipe.
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