“Horrid,” said the sergeant briefly.
“Poor old Fat-Sow! I was a fag when he left. How many does that make to
us, Foxy?”
“Mr. Duncan, he is the ninth. He come here when he was no bigger
than little Grey tertius. My old regiment, too. Yiss, nine to us, Mr.
Corkran, up to date.”
The boys went out into the wet, walking swiftly.
“Wonder how it feels--to be shot and all that,” said Stalky, as they
splashed down a lane. “Where did it happen, Beetle?”
“Oh, out in India somewhere. We’re always rowin’ there. But look here,
Stalky, what _is_ the good o’ sittin’ under a hedge an’ cattin’? It’s
be-eastly cold. It’s be-eastly wet, and we’ll be collared as sure as a
gun.”
“Shut up! Did you ever know your Uncle Stalky get you into a mess yet?”
Like many other leaders, Stalky did not dwell on past defeats. They
pushed through a dripping hedge, landed among water-logged clods, and
sat down on a rust-coated harrow. The cheroot burned with sputterings
of saltpetre. They smoked it gingerly, each passing to the other between
closed forefinger and thumb.
“Good job we hadn’t one apiece, ain’t it?” said Stalky, shivering
through set teeth. To prove his words he immediately laid all before
them, and they followed his example...
“I told you,” moaned Beetle, sweating clammy drops. “Oh, Stalky, you are
a fool!”
“_Je cat_, _tu cat_, _il cat_. _Nous cattons_!” McTurk handed up his
contribution and lay hopelessly on the cold iron.
“Something’s wrong with the beastly thing. I say, Beetle, have you been
droppin’ ink on it?”
But Beetle was in no case to answer. Limp and empty, they sprawled
across the harrow, the rust marking their ulsters in red squares and the
abandoned cheroot-end reeking under their very cold noses. Then--they
had heard nothing--the Head himself stood before them--the Head who
should have been in town bribing examiners--the Head fantastically
attired in old tweeds and a deer-stalker!
“Ah,” he said, fingering his mustache. “Very good. I might have guessed
who it was. You will go back to the College and give my compliments to
Mr. King and ask him to give you an extra-special licking. You will then
do me five hundred lines. I shall be back to-morrow. Five hundred lines
by five o’clock to-morrow. You are also gated for a week. This is not
exactly the time for breaking bounds. _Extra_-special, please.”
He disappeared over the hedge as lightly as he had come. There was a
murmur of women’s voices in the deep lane.
“Oh, you Prooshan brute!” said McTurk as the voices died away. “Stalky,
it’s all your silly fault.”
“Kill him! Kill him!” gasped Beetle.
“I ca-an’t. I’m going to cat again... I don’t mind that, but King’ll
gloat over us horrid. Extra-special, ooh!”
Stalky made no answer--not even a soft one. They went to College and
received that for which they had been sent. King enjoyed himself most
thoroughly, for by virtue of their seniority the boys were exempt from
his hand, save under special order. Luckily, he was no expert in the
gentle art.
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