“Pretty average!” McTurk’s knee in the small of his back cannoned him
into Stalky, who punted him back. “You ought to be hung!”
“And the Head ought to get the V.C.,” said Stalky. “Why, he might have
been dead _and_ buried by now. But he wasn’t. But he didn’t. Ho! ho! He
just nipped through the hedge like a lusty old blackbird. Extra-special,
five hundred lines, an’ gated for a week--all sereno!”
“I’ve read o’ somethin’ like that in a book,” said Beetle. “Gummy, what
a chap! Just think of it!”
“I’m thinking,” said McTurk; and he delivered a wild Irish yell that
made the team turn round.
“Shut your fat mouth,” said Stalky, dancing with impatience. “Leave it
to your Uncle Stalky, and he’ll have the Head on toast. If you say
a word, Beetle, till I give you leave, I swear I’ll slay you.
_Habeo Capitem crinibus minimis._ I’ve got him by the short hairs! Now
look as if nothing had happened.”
There was no need of guile. The school was too busy cheering the drawn
match. It hung round the lavatories regardless of muddy boots while the
team washed. It cheered Crandall minor whenever it caught sight of him,
and it cheered more wildly than ever after prayers, because the Old Boys
in evening dress, openly twirling their mustaches, attended, and
instead of standing with the masters, ranged themselves along the
wall immediately before the prefects; and the Head called them over,
too--majors, minors, and tertiuses, after their old names.
“Yes, it’s all very fine,” he said to his guests after dinner, “but the
boys are getting a little out of hand. There will be trouble and sorrow
later, I’m afraid. You’d better turn in early, Crandall. The dormitory
will be sitting up for you. I don’t know to what dizzy heights you may
climb in your profession, but I do know you’ll never get such absolute
adoration as you’re getting now.”
“Confound the adoration. I want to finish my cigar, sir.”
“It’s all pure gold. Go where glory waits, Crandall--minor.”
The setting of that apotheosis was a ten-bed attic dormitory,
communicating through doorless openings with three others. The gas
flickered over the raw pine washstands. There was an incessant
whistling of drafts, and outside the naked windows the sea beat on the
Pebbleridge.
“Same old bed--same old mattress, I believe,” said Crandall, yawning.
“Same old everything. Oh, but I’m lame! I’d no notion you chaps could
play like this.” He caressed a battered shin. “You’ve given us all
something to remember you by.”
It needed a few minutes to put them at their ease; and, in some way they
could not understand, they were more easy when Crandall turned round and
said his prayers--a ceremony he had neglected for some years.
“Oh, I _am_ sorry. I’ve forgotten to put out the gas.”
“Please don’t bother,” said the prefect of the dormitory. “Worthington
does that.”
A nightgowned twelve-year-old, who had been waiting to show off, leaped
from his bed to the bracket and back again, by way of a washstand.
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