McTurk and Beetle, jumping from desk to desk, drove the news home among
the junior forms. There was a pause, and then, Mason behind him, the
Head entered. It was in the established order of things that no boy
should speak or move under his eye. He expected the hush of awe. He was
received with cheers--steady, ceaseless cheering. Being a wise man, he
went away, and the forms were silent and a little frightened.
“It’s all right,” said Stalky. “He can’t do much. ’Tisn’t as if you’d
pulled the desks up like we did when old Carleton took prep. once. Keep
it up! Hear ’em cheering in the studies!” He rocketed out with a yell,
to find Flint and the prefects lifting the roof off the corridor.
When the Head of a limited liability company, paying four per cent., is
cheered on his saintly way to prayers, not only by four form-rooms of
boys waiting punishment, but by his trusted prefects, he can either
ask for an explanation or go his road with dignity, while the senior
house-master glares like an excited cat and points out to a white and
trembling mathematical master that certain methods--not his, thank
God---usually produce certain results. Out of delicacy the Old Boys
did not attend that call-over; and it was to the school drawn up in the
gymnasium that the Head spoke icily.
“It is not often that I do not understand you; but I confess I do not
to-night. Some of you, after your idiotic performances at prep., seem to
think me a fit person to cheer. I am going to show you that I am not.”
Crash--crash--crash--came the triple cheer that disproved it, and the
Head glowered under the gas. “That is enough. You will gain nothing. The
little boys (the Lower School did not like that form of address) will do
me three hundred lines apiece in the holidays. I shall take no further
notice of them. The Upper School will do me one thousand lines apiece in
the holidays, to be shown up the evening of the day they come back. And
further--”
“Gummy, what a glutton!” Stalky whispered.
“For your behavior towards Mr. Mason I intend to lick the whole of the
Upper School to-morrow when I give you your journey-money. This will
include the three study-boys I found dancing on the form-room desks when
I came up. Prefects will stay after call-over.”
The school filed out in silence, but gathered in groups by the gymnasium
door waiting what might befall.
“And now, Flint,” said the Head, “will you be good enough to give me
some explanation of your conduct?”
“Well, sir,” said Flint desperately, “if you save a chap’s life at the
risk of your own when he’s dyin’ of diphtheria, and the Coll. finds it
out, wha-what can you expect, sir?”
“Um, I see. Then that noise was not meant for--ah, cheek. I can connive
at immorality, but I cannot stand impudence. However, it does not excuse
their insolence to Mr. Mason. I’ll forego the lines this once, remember;
but the lickings hold good.”
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