Stand Fast, Craig-Royston! (Volume III)Black, William
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Stand Fast, Craig-Royston! (Volume III)
Black, William
Families -- Fiction; Grandfathers -- Fiction; Older people -- Fiction; Scotland -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
And very soon—in a few minutes, indeed—the carriage was beneath the
windows: coachman on the box, footman at the door, maidservant
descending the steps with rugs, all in order. It did not occur to
Vincent to ask how those horses came to be harnessed in so miraculously
brief a space of time; he accepted anything that might befall; he was as
clay in the hands of the potter. And really the two girls did their
best to make things lively—as they drove away he knew not, and cared
not, whither. The younger sister was rather more subdued, perhaps; but
the elder fairly went daft, as the saying is; and her gaiety was
catching. Not but that she could be dexterous in the midst of her
madness. For example, she was making merry over the general inaptitude
of Englishmen for speech-making; and was describing scenes she had
herself witnessed in both Houses of Parliament, when she suddenly
checked herself.
"At all events," she said, "I will say this for your House of Commons,
that there are a number of very good-looking men in it. No one can deny
that. But the House of Lords—whew! You know, my contention is that my
pedigree is just as long as that of any of your lords; but I’ve got to
admit that, some of them more nearly resemble their ancestors—I mean
their quadrumanous ancestors—"
"Louie!" said the sister, reprovingly.
And she was going on to say some very nice things about the House of
Commons (as contrasted with the Upper Chamber) when Vincent happened to
look out into the now gathering dusk.
"Why," said he, "we’re at Rottingdean; and we’re at the foot of an
awfully steep hill; I must get out and walk up."
"No, no, no," said Miss Drexel, impatiently. "The horses have done
nothing all day but hang about the church door. You English are so
absurdly careful of your horses: more careful of them than of
yourselves—as I’ve noticed myself at country houses in wet weather. I
wonder, when I get back home, if the people will believe me when I tell
them that I’ve actually seen horses in England with leather shoes over
their feet to keep the poor things warm and comfortable. Yes, in this
very town of Brighton—"
But here Miss Louie had the laugh turned against her, when he had
gravely to inform her that horses in England wore over-shoes of leather,
not to keep their feet warm, but to prevent their cutting the turf when
hauling a lawn-roller.
"But where are we going?" said he again.
"Oh, never mind," she answered, pertly.
"All right—all right," he said, and he proceeded to ensconce himself
still more snugly in the back seat. "Well, now, since you’ve told us of
all the absurd and ludicrous things you’ve seen in England, won’t you
tell us of some of the things you have admired? We can’t be insane on
every point, surely."
"I know what you think I am," she said of a sudden. "A
comparison-monger."
"You were born in America," he observed.
"And you despise people who haven’t the self-sufficiency, the stolid
satisfaction, of the English."
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