Stand Pat; Or, Poker Stories from the MississippiCurtis, David A.
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Stand Pat; Or, Poker Stories from the Mississippi
Curtis, David A.
Poker players -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“I’ve heerd people say, too, that they didn’t believe Dunning dealt them
cards honest, but I seen the expression on his face when Blivins showed
down four queens against his four tens an’ raked the pot. If he warn’t
genuinely surprised I never see any one that was.
“That broke up the game, for the cattle-dealer didn’t want to go plumb
broke an’ he dropped out, so there wern’t no use in prolongin’ the
struggle. But if ever a man had cause to be thankful for his
self-control, Jim Waters had when he laid down his ace flush.”
XV
HE SAT IN WITH A V
“I hear a lot o’ talk,” said old man Greenhut, as he wiped up the bar
and set his bottles and glasses in order, “about modern progress an’ the
elevatin’ influences of eddication, an’ sich, but I’ll be everlastingly
hornswaggled if it don’t appear to me that young folks nowadays is sure
a degenerate lot. I don’t mean boys, for there can’t nobody tell what a
boy’s goin’ to turn out to be. I’ve seen reg’lar milksops that went to
Sunday school an’ wore neckties, or, mebbe, played with their sisters up
to the time they was seventeen or eighteen, turn all of a suddin like,
an’ develop into rip-roaring good citizens that could take their own
part in anything that came along from a poker party to a political
meetin’, an’ was a right down credit to the community. An’ similar I’ve
seen right lively youngsters o’ fifteen an’ sixteen, that was full o’
ginger and gave every promise o’ bein’ husky citizens, take to foppish
ways by the time they was twenty, an’ go around smokin’ cigarettes. No,
there ain’t no tellin’ about boys.
“What I mean,” continued the old man, as he came around to his favourite
seat by the window, “is the no-’count ways that the younger men of
to-day seem to be fallin’ into. Why, talkin’ about cigarettes, there’s
grown men smokes ’em now, just as shameless as if they was smokin’
honest tobacco in a pipe. An’ I don’t mean dagos and creoles an’ sich,
but full-grown men. An’ what with temp’rance societies, an’ the women
tryin’ to vote an’ gettin’ the men to uphold ’em in it, the country
seems to be a-goin’ hell to breakfast cross lots an’ sideways.
“You don’t see none o’ the old style o’ men scarcely. Forty year ago men
was different. They wasn’t afraid to drink four fingers to once o’ good
liquor, an’ a word meant a blow an’ a blow meant a shot. Consequences
was men was careful what they said, an’ was a heap sight more polite.
An’ they played a man’s game o’ poker in them days. Nowadays they tell
me the women is playin’ it, an’ it’s got to be a reg’lar parlour
amusement.
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