Stand Pat; Or, Poker Stories from the MississippiCurtis, David A.
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Stand Pat; Or, Poker Stories from the Mississippi
Curtis, David A.
Poker players -- Fiction; Short stories, American
There has been a good many times, true enough, when things looked
doubtful. Players has come that had new wrinkles in the way o’ holdin’
out, or stackin’ the cards, or some new system o’ play that puzzled the
boys for awhile. An’ there’s been some come that sure knowed the game
an’ played it almighty skilful. But none of ’em, as I said, ever reely
got away with the proposition.
There was one feller, though, that showed up here about six years ago,
that come monstrous near breakin’ the record. That is to say, if he’d
have understood the first principles o’ poker he’d ha’ busted the town
wide open, an’ the mortifyin’ thing about it was ’twas poker he was
playin’. That is, ’twas called poker, an’ he sure did win, but the way
he played it was one o’ the seven wonders o’ the world. We talked about
it quite some, after he left, an’ the unanimous verdict was that if he
ha’ knowed what he was doin’ an’ how to do it, he’d ha’ just
everlastin’ly skint the entire crowd out o’ what money there was,
instead o’ comin’ out consid’able ahead, an’ him not knowin’ just how he
done it or what he’d done. It sure were bewilderin’, an’ well cal’lated
to make a man lose his faith in Providence, ’thout he was one that stuck
to his religion spite of anything.
The puzzlin’ thing about it were that the feller seemed to be playin’
poker all the time, an’ the rest o’ the party was playin’ it for all
they knew, but he were either playin’ on a system that was entirely
unbeknownst to everybody in this part o’ the world, or else he were that
outrageous ignorant o’ first principles as would disgrace a half-grown
boy. An’ yet he won! Some of ’em was inclined to think at first that it
were a new system, an’ there was a good deal o’ speculation on how it
would work, played constant, but nobody had the nerve to try it, seein’
it were plumb contrary to all science as poker is understood, an’ they
couldn’t get up that child-like confidence in heaven’s mercy that would
lead ’em to look for over-whelmin’ luck in the matter o’ cards at the
critical moments o’ the game.
The way of it was this. He just landed from the boat one day an’ walked
up the levee a bit, lookin’ round, an’ sayin’ nothin’ to nobody. There
didn’t seem to be no reason for anybody to pay attention to him, an’
consequent nobody did, for he wa’n’t a man that looked like a sport, nor
yet a business man. Just ’peared to have got out f’m somewheres an’
didn’t know his way back. After he looked round a spell, he sort o’
drifted in to the hotel an’ wrote his name, absent-minded like, on the
register, an’ said ‘Yes’ when the proprietor ast him if he wanted a
room. Then he just sat round for a day or two, sayin’ nothin’ to nobody
all the time. Didn’t appear to have ambition enough to eat his meals,
for he’d wait till everybody else was most through ’fore he’d go into
the dinin’-room. An’ even when he took a drink, which wa’n’t often, he
did it all alone without seemin’ to take no interest in it.
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