Stand Pat; Or, Poker Stories from the MississippiCurtis, David A.
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Stand Pat; Or, Poker Stories from the Mississippi
Curtis, David A.
Poker players -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Hapgood was pokin’ round town ask-in’ all sorts o’ questions of
everybody, an’ some o’ the boys referred him to me for general
information, so he come in that evenin’ an’ chinned with me for half an
hour. He bought liquor for the house two or three times, an’ somehow or
another there was quite a crowd in here after the first round. I seen
there was some o’ the crack players in the place, an’ it kind o’
reminded me o’ the popularity o’ the game here, so when Hapgood ast me,
as he did, what the leadin’ industries o’ Arkansas City was, I mentioned
draw-poker among ’em. He kind o’ laughed as if I’d said somethin’ funny,
an’ said he hadn’t been in the habit o’ thinkin’ of it as a industry,
but he’d given considerable study to the game an’ had come to the
conclusion that it was just about the real thing. I ast him if he played
it much an’ he said no, not exactly, but him an’ four or five o’ his
friends had got hold o’ this here manual, as he called it, an’ had
practised quite a lot, so’s’t he considered himself a first-class
player.
“Well, just naturally I gave him to understand that we had some players
in town that we thought was able to hold up their end against any
ordinary player, an’ that they would consider it a privilege to make up
a game most any time if they could get a first-class player to give them
points. They was always anxious to learn, I said, an’ if he would like
to get the benefit of a little practice, I thought they would arrange it
so’s’t he could have the opportunity.
“You’d ha’ thought he was a bullfrog jumpin’ for a piece o’ red flannel
if you’d ha’ seen how quick he took it up. He was more than ready, an’
the boys seein’ how eager he was kind o’ hung back to be coaxed, but old
Jake Winterbottom, he pleaded with ’em till he got Jim Blaisdell an’ Sam
Pearsall an’ Joe Bassett to set in with him an’ make a five-handed game.
“They set down at the table as they was in the habit of doin’, just
takin’ any old place that happened, an’ Hapgood he says, kind o’
surprised, ‘We’ll have to cut for choice o’ seats, won’t we?’
“The boys was more surprised than he was, and Winterbottom, he says, ‘I
don’t see no objection to that, but if anybody has any choice o’ seats
he can have it as fur as I’m concerned. I don’t see no use o’ cuttin’.’
“‘Well,’ says Hapgood, ‘the rules says we must cut for choice. You’re
goin’ to play accordin’ to the rules, ain’t you? As I understand it,
poker ought to be played strict under the rules.’
“‘You’re dead right on that, stranger,’ says Joe Bassett, givin’
Winterbottom a kick in the shins under the table. ‘You can bet this game
is goin’ to be played accordin’ to rules if I’m in it. An’ it won’t be
healthy for the man that breaks the rules.’
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